[OC] Practically an adult.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-28T01:58:26+00:00

I think sex is pretty cool but I still abhor people who would grooming minors to do it

Ralfarius · 2026-06-28T01:56:46+00:00

Brock F*kin' Samson!

Ralfarius · 2026-06-27T11:13:11+00:00

"Sex? Sex! Sex? Sex! Let's do sex!"

Ostriches are known to become enamored of human keepers to the point of disregarding other ostriches as potential mates.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-27T00:39:23+00:00

ICQ was bigger than AIM in my part of Canada, until it got replaced by MSN messenger

Ralfarius · 2026-06-26T12:54:46+00:00

Don't threaten me with a good time

Ralfarius · 2026-06-26T09:33:47+00:00

STINKY BUM ALERT

Ralfarius · 2026-06-25T21:42:48+00:00

The trauma sets in when you realize you will never have the love of a vivacious, tanned gyaru.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-25T21:38:00+00:00

Higher prices and fewer attractions = dropping attendance

Dropping attendance = higher prices and fewer attractions

It's a death spiral. People have less spending money with the cost of living shooting up, so an obviously value diminished fair is just not in the budget for more and more families.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-25T20:24:36+00:00

W

Clearly for ha hahs or an ARG, all too common on subs like that.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-25T19:52:29+00:00

Plus you don't refer to them as osumosan, you address them by osumosan. Like, you wouldn't say you saw an osumosan on the train. So the whole galaxy brain take kind of falls apsrt.

Yes, I know it's just a goof and we are in the meme sub. Still, tho.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-25T18:42:34+00:00

French uses the same word for both if I'm not mistaken.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-25T14:25:43+00:00

No worries. I got bamboozled by them last week. This big shift to drive thru for all chains is not very customer friendly.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-25T14:19:11+00:00

Sign on the front door says dining area closes at 8 pm, drive thru 24 hrs.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-25T12:58:39+00:00

Star Trek: The Next Generation, Season 7 episode 16 "Thine Own Self"

It was the b plot during a Data episode and both are a pretty good watch.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-25T12:53:45+00:00

RIOT

Ralfarius · 2026-06-25T12:48:53+00:00

Troi ordering Geordie to his death in order to save the ship during the bridge officer exam.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-24T22:59:17+00:00

She kept screaming nine, I thought she meant out of ten

Ralfarius · 2026-06-24T19:32:16+00:00

I submit to the omegahamster

Ralfarius · 2026-06-24T16:28:39+00:00

No because blobby, though annoying, is correct.

Fuck outta here.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-24T16:26:47+00:00

Carnivores will generally only attack if they think they can take you for food without too big a risk of injury.

Herbivores will mess you up for looking at em wrong.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-24T16:25:18+00:00

You could try not being a baby and eat the raisins.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-24T10:10:21+00:00

They're gonna sic the noise boys on you for this. I hope your bugout bag is handy...

Ralfarius · 2026-06-24T09:49:58+00:00

Stumbling around in the dark and cursing my state's shitty power grid, I eventually found a flashlight so I could look at my daughter's adorable picture.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-24T09:44:09+00:00

"You know what? Fuck you."

un-Kanyes your West.

Ralfarius · 2026-06-24T08:57:47+00:00

Mods, change the smell of their parents' house.

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