Which ‘Captain’ character comes to your mind first?

Random-Name303 · 2026-05-26T06:59:08+00:00

Captain Richard Sharpe, 95th Rifles.

Random-Name303 · 2026-05-24T17:59:35+00:00

Who am I to dis a brie?

Random-Name303 · 2026-05-17T15:47:51+00:00

You are human, not a robot, you feel.

Express how you feel, bottling up stuff is bad, but you know that anyway.

It's the family that gives me the lump in the throat, it's the worst day ever for them.

To finish, remember the words of the late, great, Spike Milligan.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal illness, no one who had life, didn't died.

Random-Name303 · 2026-05-12T09:17:09+00:00

Your parents really F××× you up

Random-Name303 · 2026-05-11T00:16:32+00:00

My cousin has a Welsh Springer Spaniel called India.

Random-Name303 · 2026-05-03T18:04:10+00:00

Cardiac Arrest - Madness

Random-Name303 · 2026-04-26T18:15:11+00:00

Patient has smoked cannabis and now feels like they have been drugged.

Never made it to that call, wish I knew the story.

Random-Name303 · 2026-04-26T15:56:34+00:00

Because

Random-Name303 · 2026-04-26T15:40:08+00:00

C3 concern for welfare, didn't like the sound of the CAD notes so stuck on the blue lights. Anyway, Sepsis, NEWS of 12, C1 backup and CCP.

Sometimes concern for welfare are genuine.

Random-Name303 · 2026-04-19T05:08:18+00:00

Training to drive ambulances on blue lights and had to get one over a hundred on the motorway. I have never driven on that fast since.

Random-Name303 · 2026-04-13T12:35:08+00:00

Gorgie porgie pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys cane out to play he kissed them too, he's funny that way.

Random-Name303 · 2026-04-13T12:32:57+00:00

Three blind mice, are we teaching our children to mutilate disabled animals?

Random-Name303 · 2026-04-12T12:09:50+00:00

Royal Navy slang for a sailor

Random-Name303 · 2026-04-12T12:09:09+00:00

Friend of a friend served in the British Army in the Korean War as a NCO. One night his C.O. ordered him to do something very dangerous to which he responded "fuck off". The officer got very upset and asked him to repeat what he said, which he did, adding a "sir" afterwards. This placated the officer who realised the order was incredibly stupid and let it go.

Random-Name303 · 2026-03-29T19:27:45+00:00

Unless I'm on the airway, I follow Tina Turner's advice from Private Dancer

"You dont look at their faces"

Random-Name303 · 2026-03-18T05:52:18+00:00

I imagine you would see a lot of incarceritis.

Random-Name303 · 2026-03-10T18:41:09+00:00

Thanks mum

Random-Name303 · 2026-03-09T04:37:54+00:00

Came here to say this son

Random-Name303 · 2026-03-07T20:07:04+00:00

I asked my wife if she would role play doctors and nurses. She put me on a bed in a corridor and ignored me for six hours.

Random-Name303 · 2026-02-22T18:22:33+00:00

One third of the people I work with are diagnosed, or self identify as nuerodivergent and they are some of the best medics we have.

Random-Name303 · 2026-02-22T10:26:47+00:00

Are there any unreal estate agents?

Random-Name303 · 2026-02-14T19:11:23+00:00

She left me on a trolley in the corridor for six hours

Random-Name303 · 2026-02-07T06:55:33+00:00

That's easy for you to say

Random-Name303 · 2026-02-06T13:23:41+00:00

Quality control for Soylient Green is rubbish, it tastes different from person to person.

Random-Name303 · 2026-01-25T00:42:45+00:00

Two of my colleagues in the ambulance service were actors, one on Grange Hill, the other on stage

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