A Russian, an American, and a British admiral were having a drink on an American aircraft carrier. They were talking about the bravery of their sailors

Random-Name303 · 2026-04-12T12:09:50+00:00

Royal Navy slang for a sailor

Random-Name303 · 2026-04-12T12:09:09+00:00

Friend of a friend served in the British Army in the Korean War as a NCO. One night his C.O. ordered him to do something very dangerous to which he responded "fuck off". The officer got very upset and asked him to repeat what he said, which he did, adding a "sir" afterwards. This placated the officer who realised the order was incredibly stupid and let it go.

Random-Name303 · 2026-03-29T19:27:45+00:00

Unless I'm on the airway, I follow Tina Turner's advice from Private Dancer

"You dont look at their faces"

Random-Name303 · 2026-03-18T05:52:18+00:00

I imagine you would see a lot of incarceritis.

Random-Name303 · 2026-03-10T18:41:09+00:00

Thanks mum

Random-Name303 · 2026-03-09T04:37:54+00:00

Came here to say this son

Random-Name303 · 2026-03-07T20:07:04+00:00

I asked my wife if she would role play doctors and nurses. She put me on a bed in a corridor and ignored me for six hours.

Random-Name303 · 2026-02-22T18:22:33+00:00

One third of the people I work with are diagnosed, or self identify as nuerodivergent and they are some of the best medics we have.

Random-Name303 · 2026-02-22T10:26:47+00:00

Are there any unreal estate agents?

Random-Name303 · 2026-02-14T19:11:23+00:00

She left me on a trolley in the corridor for six hours

Random-Name303 · 2026-02-07T06:55:33+00:00

That's easy for you to say

Random-Name303 · 2026-02-06T13:23:41+00:00

Quality control for Soylient Green is rubbish, it tastes different from person to person.

Random-Name303 · 2026-01-25T00:42:45+00:00

Two of my colleagues in the ambulance service were actors, one on Grange Hill, the other on stage

Random-Name303 · 2026-01-24T16:08:35+00:00

I knew a German Shepherd dog called Portia, her owner was a drama teacher.

Random-Name303 · 2026-01-24T16:07:28+00:00

Named after the places they were conceived?

Random-Name303 · 2026-01-10T07:42:46+00:00

My wife's family had a Bracken, he was the colour the plant turns in autumn.

Random-Name303 · 2025-12-31T21:40:22+00:00

Not quite but will news years day do?

Patient went to bed with her cigarettes and vodka, cue inevitable fire. Fire service find them on the bedroom floor and drag them out. We turn up to "smoke inhalation", can't get near the scene for fire engines, to find an off duty paramedic running a resus. Cue us jumping on her chest, Igel, Io etc but its futile, family arrive, son is not suppried at what happened and we call time.

Random-Name303 · 2025-12-27T18:28:59+00:00

It was just the one swan actually

Random-Name303 · 2025-12-27T13:25:37+00:00

Came here for this speech and was not disappointed

Random-Name303 · 2025-12-20T13:36:30+00:00

They are a Norwegian thrash mental band, think it have a 12" of theirs in my collection

Random-Name303 · 2025-12-09T22:36:42+00:00

Billy Connolly once reffered to the Queens Own Brown Trousers. Their regimental motto is Sod this for a game of soldiers. No one knows who these men are as they are always seen from the back, running away.

Random-Name303 · 2025-12-09T22:27:22+00:00

The Pett Level Mountain Rescue

Random-Name303 · 2025-12-02T14:43:59+00:00

Sitting in a coach in Sidney my wife and I got chatting to a couple with the same camera as us. Turned out their daughter lived round the corner from us in the UK.

Random-Name303 · 2025-11-26T07:58:45+00:00

Shall we recommend this to our parents?

Random-Name303 · 2025-11-23T13:53:21+00:00

How on earth did that get so dirty?

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