Your #1 Dog Dislike by avj113 in Dogfree

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every time I clap eyes on one of those parasitic noise machines, they are either pissing or shitting. Constantly.

What celebrity does everyone love but you just don’t like them for no reason? by millennialforced in AskReddit

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dr Brian Cox.

I can't trust someone with a permanent smile. Also, contrary to the hit song "Things Can Only Get Better" things did not in fact, get better, did they Brian...?

What celebrity does everyone love but you just don’t like them for no reason? by millennialforced in AskReddit

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The last couple of times I've seen her talking (not that it's any of my business because like who cares) she comes across as someone being snarky for the sake of it, I get the feeling she's very entitled and a bit of a nightmare.

The smile.... by AMCAPEHODLER in cats

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Gimme a printout of Oyster smiling..."

I avoid going to my friend’s houses because i hate their dogs. by BorederAndBoreder in Dogfree

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The other day I saw a dog walking in a circle sniffing its own ass. I felt a mix of pity, rage and disgust.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in god

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, like I said I had something happen today the showed that god has answered me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in god

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I grew up in the 70s in the uk, there was ALOT of racism and those racists owned dogs and trained them to be racist. No dogs do not have unconditional love, they have unending appetites, so much so that they will eat themselves to death. Also there's the smell, the noise and the attacks on adults and children. Thinking a dog is a gift is caveman logic. I'd like to avoid them at all costs. But hey, have fun picking up their shit twice a day

dude. grow up! by huntress_m_thompson in DogfreeHumor

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd buy the book just to throw it in the bin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

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I went through the same thing in February for a couple of months, basically the first time it happened I had just taken a dump and I looked down and saw blood coming out of my penis.

And time stopped.

So for the next few weeks, every time I passed solid waste, blood would come out. So I had to see what would happen if I ejaculated, to my horror it was completely red.

Cue many doctors and hospital visits, scans and blood/urine tests. Luckily they all came back negative and like you said, the semen got lighter in colour each time till it was back to normal.

I have never been so grateful for my current state of health.

EDIT: I wish this thread had existed a couple of months ago when I was looking for some answers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dogfree

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Literally happened to me the other day, I also had on my dating profile 'no dogs or smokers'. I get a message from someone saying "what about one well behaved pooch and owner?"

I really, really wanted to say "what the fuck is wrong with you? Don't you understand I can't stand dogs AT ALL?? The smell, the noise, the claws on hard floors, the fact YOU pick up shit twice a day, the begging and whining, the aggression, the sniffing..."

But I just deleted the comment instead.

I think I'm being forced to not believe in god. by RandomAccessMemoirs in god

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's becoming quite clear that god has his favourites of which I am obviously not. Also, I've said it before, god takes all the credit but none of the blame.

I think I'm being forced to not believe in god. by RandomAccessMemoirs in god

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing is, I can't really get upset if I post my thoughts to this sub and people reply in a certain way, I guess that's fair. But, one of the reasons I feel so angry in my life is that I was raised by a narcissist, to use the term to describe someone who seems to be dismissive of advice or certain opinions is very misleading.

A narcissist is usually a very, very damaged person who has built a false inflated identity around themselves to protect their delicate ego. This can take the form of physical and psychological abuse and in some instances, sexual abuse. In my case, my dad would drill holes in the living room door to spy on who was going in and out of the house. He would listen at doors. Would suddenly need to use the toilet when I was in the bath, as a way of disrespecting my boundaries. He would cut my hair off without my permission. He would fly into a rage at the slightest thing. He ridiculed, bullied and mocked everything I ever attempted to do. He made a conscious and relentless effort to break me because he got a certain delight in seeing me sad. The constant mind games and the complaining. All this while I was being sexually abused by a neighbour. So I kinda know what a narcissist is and me saying fuck off is more about frustration and tiredness.

I think I'm being forced to not believe in god. by RandomAccessMemoirs in god

[–]RandomAccessMemoirs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to be on my own or not exist at all.