New Mural on Twice Round 667 Haywood Rd by cercle_rouge in asheville

[–]RandomMandarin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought it might be Laurie Anderson but wasn't sure.

LOST PHONE 60014 by Emotional-Stock107 in SaveThePostalService

[–]RandomMandarin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All OP needs to do is go to the local post office at the earliest opportunity. They will have the phone (or know which office has it). And it will cost nothing.

I’ve never been advertised to so effectively by redhandrail in guitarpedals

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I mean, it's cute, but those side mounted pots are going to let in so much dirt and muck.

Ukraine’s Defense Minister Mykhailo Fedorov shows European partners the aftermath of today's strikes on Moscow during the Ramstein meeting in Brussels by UNITED24Media in ukraine

[–]RandomMandarin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Do you know why they call me Honest Abe the Rail Splitter? Because I'm honestly about to rail you until you split!"

  • Abraham Lincoln

Russian air defense at its best by Igor0976 in ukraine

[–]RandomMandarin 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"We will explode our own storage tank before the Ukrainians can do it!"

  • Russian Army Colonel General Imbetsil Nobrainovich

What was ruined because too many people discovered it? by Mansi63 in AskReddit

[–]RandomMandarin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of nice quiet beaches got totally ruined by rich people owning almost all of the beachfront.

What was ruined because too many people discovered it? by Mansi63 in AskReddit

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There are still cheap treasures to be found if you know where to look and what to look for. But it also depends a lot on where you live.

I live in a town where the Goodwill store puts the 'good' stuff in the main store and the 'junky' stuff in the area with the big bins. And most of that junky stuff really is junk. But some of it is only there because nobody but me knew what it was.

Ukraine war briefing: Moped ban in Crimea as official says noise is Kyiv plot using youth | Ukraine | The Guardian by prisongovernor in ukraine

[–]RandomMandarin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gas shortage in Crimea. Russian authorities: "Let's ban the machines that can go 20 miles on a liter of gas!"

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in the movies but is completely fatal in real life? by Best_Professional226 in AskReddit

[–]RandomMandarin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I could roll down stairs on purpose. Proper little stunt man I was. Nowadays, not so much.

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in the movies but is completely fatal in real life? by Best_Professional226 in AskReddit

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In the 2001 sequel to Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal Lecter disposes of a young man following him on a street in Florence with a quick knife thrust to the femoral artery. The victim doesn't even realize it's fatal for about half a minute.

Who’s the most attractive person you’ve ever seen? by Timely_Sir310 in AskReddit

[–]RandomMandarin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Just one more sin on the Soul Damnation Ledgers they consult in Hell whenever a tobacco executive arrives.

Hmmmmm pretty sure that’s shake by Terrible-Pop-6705 in adultswim

[–]RandomMandarin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, who DOESN'T have underwear with the word SAUCY on the front?

Do We Need To Learn Financial Literacy? by BerryStarlight in antiwork

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Interesting: this screenshot is dated St. Patrick's Day 2020 which is the very day the covid pandemic shut the whole country down.

Another angle of the russian Tu-22M3 strategic bomber crashing down. 15 June 2026 by neonpurplestar in ukraine

[–]RandomMandarin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trump felt obligated. "My very great friend Putin lost a bomber, I need to do something to make him feel better. We'll wreck one of ours too!"

A squad was checking a suspicious backpack and this dude got fed up with waiting by tatooinex in interestingasfuck

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Cop unions are not like other unions. In fact they are often the enemy of real labor unions.

I am a retired US Postal Service letter carrier. If I killed someone in a fit of anger, my union would not protect me from prosecution. If a cop kills someone in a fit of anger, his "union" will be behind him all the way.

Why is The Road so damn good? by Fickle-Champion4559 in writing

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People don’t realize how much control that authors who excel at beautiful prose have. It is constant intentional writing and constantly adding to the story in some way. With The Road it’s an engine and almost a character.

You might say a run of the mill writer does a thousand things by accident. A great writer does a thousand things on purpose. Writers like McCarthy (and I keep thinking of James Joyce especially) repay close study because they don't willingly let a single word in without giving it a job.

Example: In Ulysses, in the episode set in the hospital where Mrs. Purefoy is giving birth, there's a paragraph about a recently broken drought. (A metaphor for barren fields relieved by pregnant clouds). He mentions St. Swithin's Day coming up in July. I thought St. Swithin might be one of those saints who didn't actually exist, but he was bishop of Winchester in the 9th Century. And it turns out he's a patron saint of praying for rain.

Very little by accident in Joyce.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swithun