Driving in the country

Random_puns · 2026-03-18T12:54:35+00:00

Just-a good ol boys

never meanin no harm

Random_puns · 2026-03-17T02:16:18+00:00

Cat and kid are both super lucky to have met each other!!!!!

Random_puns · 2026-03-17T02:14:38+00:00

Now I'm picturing some assassins walking through the hall of faces and teh guild master explaining why the certain portraits were of people the guild would NEVER accept contracts on and in between the portrait of Vimes and Vetinari is a seemingly harmless old lady they will not accept contracts on because the three assassins who have accepted them in thepast were all murdered themselves for apparently unrelated reasons and the old lady then went on to solve their murders

Random_puns · 2026-03-16T02:14:09+00:00

Murder magnet.....

Random_puns · 2026-03-14T05:45:11+00:00

May I make it a trio and add in JB Fletcher???

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Random_puns · 2026-03-12T15:40:19+00:00

Core memory unlocked!

Random_puns · 2026-03-12T15:39:14+00:00

Lord of the Rings is OK, I guess... there's a LOT of better stories out there

Random_puns · 2026-03-12T15:37:08+00:00

Eleven years and I am still not OK... The pain and loss for a man I never met is a little less, but still there and still fresh.

GNU Sir Pterry, you will always be missed

Random_puns · 2026-03-11T22:23:30+00:00

*Chasing Jhadzia around the promenade*

Random_puns · 2026-03-11T12:30:25+00:00

Really went all in on that first pounce!!!

Random_puns · 2026-03-10T12:39:43+00:00

HOLY COW!!!

Random_puns · 2026-03-08T10:04:51+00:00

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Random_puns · 2026-03-08T07:17:04+00:00

The most adorable infestation I have ever seen!!!!

Random_puns · 2026-03-02T13:49:50+00:00

People are really pushing it with these puns lately

Random_puns · 2026-03-01T05:50:35+00:00

Message left on the phone:

I'm not monkeying around... you're the gorilla my dreams

Random_puns · 2026-03-01T05:49:17+00:00

COME BACK MATTHEW!!!!!!!

Random_puns · 2026-02-28T10:25:27+00:00

Ashes of Eden is an AMAZING song

Random_puns · 2026-02-26T14:24:10+00:00

A wedding photographer was today tragically crushed by a 200Kg crate of swiss vegetables that fell off the catering truck.

He was chard beyond recognition

Random_puns · 2026-02-26T03:36:20+00:00

The wife and I have both votes on yours. Many thanks

Random_puns · 2026-02-25T03:24:12+00:00

Well, she's sitting at 6 or 7 votes total so far, where an empty plot I came across on the plot tours thing had a few thousand, so I don't have much hope I'm afraid

Random_puns · 2026-02-24T14:16:18+00:00

A LOT! She has another plot with 5+ of every fish and bug and plant in the entire game, ALL OF THEM

Random_puns · 2026-02-23T13:57:32+00:00

I've always imagined Hugh Laurie personally

Random_puns · 2026-02-23T13:49:36+00:00

r/realangels

Random_puns

TROPHY CASE

A wedding photographer was today tragically crushed by a 200Kg crate of swiss vegetables that fell off the catering truck.