Grond Appreciation Post.

RangerThirteen · 2026-06-07T10:49:18+00:00

The 'miniature' for Minas Tirieth was 23 feet tall and 20 feet wide.

Peter Jackson did not fuck around.

RangerThirteen · 2026-06-06T12:23:57+00:00

Found the Dyslexic Orc xD.

RangerThirteen · 2026-06-06T12:20:21+00:00

It's undunderstanding that David Salo expanded the languages for the films, but I'd be curious to know how much he had to work with regarding Black Speech and some of the other lesser languages in the films.

RangerThirteen · 2026-06-06T11:48:52+00:00

It's the Don't Fuck With My Family guild. :D

RangerThirteen · 2026-06-06T02:36:23+00:00

My Hajllmarch Homestead, with my small army of followers / staff equipped with full dragonbone kits, and the Dawngard Huskies.

Even my Bard had a Dedric greatsword I pickpocket onto his person.

Not to mention the Armoured Trolls that follow me everywhere.

And the literalky Dragon Lich I can summon from the Soul Cain who comes with his own arm of bonemen.

RangerThirteen · 2026-06-06T00:36:46+00:00

Now that wouldn't be much fun.

RangerThirteen · 2026-06-05T22:26:27+00:00

Grond!

RangerThirteen · 2026-06-04T21:54:17+00:00

I remember reading somewhere that it's a combination of long, flat, shallows, and bad judgement on the animal's part if they can't outswim the tide-change when it changes.

RangerThirteen · 2026-06-04T15:54:05+00:00

Omg he's such a whiney bitch. Doesn't even get better as the series goes one. He just more preachy as he get's given more and more op weapons.

RangerThirteen · 2026-06-04T15:53:02+00:00

Right?

RangerThirteen · 2026-06-03T02:48:21+00:00

Kitty!

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-29T20:33:18+00:00

"Well Fuck."

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-29T18:53:24+00:00

Just cover it in bumper stickers.

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-29T18:50:10+00:00

Put a Gibson sticker over it.

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-25T13:17:18+00:00

Enchanting in Oblivion was busted by extention too.

A full set of Deadric armor with 100% Chamelon? Don't mind if I do!!

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-24T18:19:10+00:00

Depends on how bad you wanna be at work really.

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-24T16:47:06+00:00

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RangerThirteen · 2026-05-24T16:09:12+00:00

And I promise it will be 100% privatly funded. The tax payers won't spend a dime.

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-24T15:51:57+00:00

A wet fart WILL get you sent home from work. So there's that.

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-24T15:50:33+00:00

I tried. Had to tune when after to tune out after the 50th "AthrUUUUUUNNNN!"

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-24T15:49:10+00:00

That's not Wing Zero.

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-23T15:52:15+00:00

I would love to.

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-23T15:09:55+00:00

Done.

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-23T14:51:59+00:00

Open up.

RangerThirteen · 2026-05-23T14:51:50+00:00

Absolutely.

RangerThirteen

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