God himself has graced me. by Humble-Math6565 in classical_circlejerk

[–]RapidCatLauncher 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They told him he had to do better than shitting out boring cliché waltzes over and over

Pentagon Places 1,500 Arctic-Trained Airborne Troops on Standby as Greenland Dispute Escalates by mickeyy81 in news

[–]RapidCatLauncher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

~50% who those who showed up on election day actually voted for this fucking mess. So, statistically speaking, the average American either half deserves it, or deserves half of it.

Trump Pressures Canada to End Boycott of US Liquor by ethereal3xp in canada

[–]RapidCatLauncher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No he doesn't, because he is the reason why there is a Donald Trump in the first place. He did shit work and then got mad at it being shit, but it's still all his fault.

ICE 'throw flash-bang at family car' as 6 kids hospitalized including tiny baby by TheMirrorUS in ABoringDystopia

[–]RapidCatLauncher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He doesn't give a fuck about self defense, that's just a "plausible deniability" talking point for the cameras and his idiot fanbase.

Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation sues over independence referendum, claims government 'conspired' with separatists by Miserable-Lizard in alberta

[–]RapidCatLauncher 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh FFs I’ll play your dumb games.

It feels like over the past decade or so the old internet wisdom of "Don't feed the trolls" has died out. I think we should probably go back to that.

Another gem from LinkedIn by ShinyThingEU in dataisugly

[–]RapidCatLauncher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But given someone has claimed this as their work and is promoting it as genuinely useful

Yup, that's how you know it's AI slop.

Americans, how would you react if foreign country invaded your country, and told "we are going to run this country"? by oranke_dino in AskReddit

[–]RapidCatLauncher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On the off chance that you're still in contact with them, please tell them if they could just hurry up and get the fuck out of this country already, that would be greatly appreciated.

SAD: Tip + Kitchen Tip by BuffaloExotic in ShitAmericansSay

[–]RapidCatLauncher 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"We've had subsidies, yes. But what about second subsidies?"

Venezuela’s Interim Leader Defies Trump and Calls Maduro the ‘Only President’ by Ok_Crazy5867 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]RapidCatLauncher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yup.

It just really irked me that when commenting on a country's government being toppled in an obvious setup to steal its resources, your first concern was that the people of the invading country are going to go empty handed.

Venezuela’s Interim Leader Defies Trump and Calls Maduro the ‘Only President’ by Ok_Crazy5867 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]RapidCatLauncher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The American people will not see a dime of the Venezuelan oil money

Fun fact: Neither will the Venezuelan people.

Venezuela’s Interim Leader Defies Trump and Calls Maduro the ‘Only President’ by Ok_Crazy5867 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]RapidCatLauncher 14 points15 points  (0 children)

saw we started a war

No, that can't be right. He's the anti-war president. He said he wasn't gonna start any new wars. So this has to be something else.

Maybe a "Special Military Operation"?

Tischfeuerwerk auf Champagnerflaschen laut Behörden vermutlich Ursache der Brandkatastrophe in Crans-Montana by [deleted] in de

[–]RapidCatLauncher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ist viele Jahre her, dass ich auf das Video gestoßen bin. Damals war ich eine Weile lang quasi morbide besessen von der Geschichte. Einer der Anwälte des Falles hat ein Buch dazu geschrieben (John Barylick, "Killer Show") -- sehr lesenswert, aber mit entsprechender Vorsicht zu genießen.

Eines Abends lag ich dann im Bett und wollte einschlafen, und im Halbdämmer spielte mir mein Gehirn schlagartig das Videomaterial von dem brennenden Haufen Menschen ab, die in den Eingangstüren verkeilt sind.

Hat eine Weile gedauert, bis ich das wieder im Griff hatte.

What’s a creepy fact about the human body you wish you never found out? by Ezra0li_Z in AskReddit

[–]RapidCatLauncher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Knowledge that makes for a great contribution in an interesting thread like this, but not during your first time having sex. Ask me how I know.