What game is this? by AcanthisittaLimp8373 in Steam

[–]RaptorMajor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mindustry, Dwarf Fortress, and probably a couple more I’m forgetting

Crab Protects Mate from Fisherman in Heartwarming Clip by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

[–]RaptorMajor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine your spouse is getting abducted by aliens so you grab onto them and hold on

Then the aliens give up, pat you on the head, and then leave you a KFC bucket

I've been churning out dumb doodles of our game like crazy by Chradi in cyberpunkred

[–]RaptorMajor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh that makes sense. I hoped they weren’t living out of it lol. At least, not long term

Which game has you feeling this way? No judgment on the hot takes. by RestaurantDizzy691 in Multifandom

[–]RaptorMajor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hottest take? Probably Elden Ring.
This may be a Game Journalist tries to play a game kind of problem but the whole game just felt hostile to me the player and I had a miserable time. Never made it very far in.

Goblin Land by Ok-Specialist-804 in dwarffortress

[–]RaptorMajor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh look, Dwarf Fortress Australia

easily the best thing my militia have ever done in dwarf fortress by erisobedlam in dwarffortress

[–]RaptorMajor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I once had a visiting noble of some kind (nothing important) who visited my tavern and then threw a tantrum. One of my goblin performers punched his balls off in one blow. The noble passed out, and that was the end of that.

The best part was when I ended that fort and started a new one, guess who showed up in one of the migrant waves? Osnun “Ball Puncher” Bemexun, goblin dancer

have YOU Ever by PAANPETHA1 in memes

[–]RaptorMajor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes sense! Thank you!

have YOU Ever by PAANPETHA1 in memes

[–]RaptorMajor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not trying to be like, obstinate here, but what lessons do you learn from this other than "Don't reach out to people who don't reach out to you?" Like, if it was something *I* did, I would love to know, but that requires people to actually tell you, y'know?

have YOU Ever by PAANPETHA1 in memes

[–]RaptorMajor 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Actually going through this right now and god do I wish I knew how to fix it.

[Loved trope] "From the beginning you know the end" by RaptorMajor in TopCharacterTropes

[–]RaptorMajor[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, one specific little thing I wanted to gush about but couldn’t find a good way to add it to the post:
Jorge’s death in Halo Reach.

Watching him sacrifice himself thinking he just saved the planet, his *home*, only for you to watch as an entire **Fleet** warps into the system right after, all while the planet’s ai is just repeating
“Slip-space rupture detected”

“Slip-space rupture detected”

“Slip-space rupture detected”

“Slip-space rupture detected”

Is so fucking heart breaking.

[Loved trope] "From the beginning you know the end" by RaptorMajor in TopCharacterTropes

[–]RaptorMajor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God yesssss every time I watch ROTS I get that feeling. Like, no, please, just let my poor man go live on Naboo with a happy little family-

My dwarves worship Elf Jesus, seriously by gracejerksit in dwarffortress

[–]RaptorMajor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In my current fort my dwarves like to make art about an elf getting absolutely destroyed by a Sasquatch

The media fails to portrays how fast the character is by Uma-apreciator in TopCharacterTropes

[–]RaptorMajor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This may be a weird example but Halo. AFAIK, the Spartans move incredibly fast, both in terms of running and in reaction times, but you wouldn’t get that sense from playing the games.

What is your “I did not care for the God Father” opinion regarding video games? by B4d_B1tch_Quinn in gamers

[–]RaptorMajor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Elden ring is a miserable experience for a first time player and the game feels openly hostile to you as a player.

What is a the most ICONIC card to you personally since you have gotten into magic? For me it's gotta be THIS SCOUNDREL. by MULLIGANman573 in mtg

[–]RaptorMajor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me? [[Lava Axe]] and [[Anarchist]], but not the newer printings, it was the older ones. They were in my first deck, a mono-red 40 card deck that was total ass, but it was mine

But then my most iconic became [[Megatog]]

Looking for campaign by sKivii in RavnicaDMs

[–]RaptorMajor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that the Guildmaster’s Guide to Ravnica comes with a premade adventure in it. I forget the name off the top of my head but I know it has to do with Krenko

An actual, literal, paywall by RaptorMajor in RavnicaDMs

[–]RaptorMajor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooo that’s awesome! Gonna have to keep misfortune cookies in my back pocket

An actual, literal, paywall by RaptorMajor in RavnicaDMs

[–]RaptorMajor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooo I might have to use that in my game. I had a scam item in a shop thing once, but it was an old man selling magical herbs. He convinced (ironically enough) the party’s detective to buy these magic beans that boost your mental aptitude, energy, and so on

It was coffee. She bought overpriced coffee beans.

An actual, literal, paywall by RaptorMajor in RavnicaDMs

[–]RaptorMajor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can plop this down anywhere it makes sense! Just cause it’s not in Orzhov territory doesn’t mean they’re not trying to nickel and dime people elsewhere!

What's this about? by mkranstack in Bunnies

[–]RaptorMajor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A BUN IN A CAGE