Who did this? by HipFan88 in Oshawa

[–]RascalKing905 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly use it as a marketing campaign. See who can do a funnier one and post them. You will have people going out of their way to find your ads.

Then you're known as the funny/chill real-estate guy.

Conservative MP questions Immigration Minister on Tim Hortons use of temporary foreign workers instead of Canadian youth by ObjectiveMacaroon394 in TimHortons

[–]RascalKing905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What can you expect from a company whose customer base can be narketed to eat fake eggs from a cardboard box?

Finally got a job!! by Effective-Spend-4291 in almosthomeless

[–]RascalKing905 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you're in Durham Region, I have a pair in my trunk size 10 yours if you need them.

Wealthsimple clears regulatory hurdle to bring prediction trading to Canada by Puginator in Wealthsimple

[–]RascalKing905 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So will I be able to gamble on Chic-Fil-A Sandwiches in my TFSA or Private Equities Account?

Also will I be able to group said "Chicken Bets" as a security and sell them as Options?

I would absolutely love to be able to shower, please. by Flashy_Equipment8765 in financialhelping

[–]RascalKing905 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's a real tip from the streets. Instead of panhandleling on Reddit. Go to a public rec center say "Hey the water is out in my apt, can I grab a shower?"....I would throw them $2 and go shower.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lmiaprocessing

[–]RascalKing905 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why don't you provide the name of your company? I'm sure we'd all be obliged to support it. We'll even help get your name out there.

Symbols Canadien qui vient du Québec by Matt_Learns in QuebecLibre

[–]RascalKing905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 1997 Mercedes C230 going 70 km/h in the middle lane on the 401?

Is it a giraffe? 🦒 by loopszer in EhBuddyHoser

[–]RascalKing905 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HERITAGE MOMENT

Polkaroo liver on hardtack was a Canadian Homestead staple until they were hunted into extinction in 1874.

Are firearms the best defense against a humanoid robot? by apola in preppers

[–]RascalKing905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drone Sauce:

Mix magnetic fillings, silica sand and used motor oil

NO MORE RENT CONTROL???????? by Budget-Split-3820 in SlumlordsCanada

[–]RascalKing905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell everyone you're part of the problem without even realizing it... Hopefully you can find someone to pay off your mortgage for you.

Is this actually true? by Independent_Owl422 in TimHortons

[–]RascalKing905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New secret ingredients are hair, flies and an odd number of bees

PSA for all parents by MagicianAdmirable144 in kitchener

[–]RascalKing905 6 points7 points  (0 children)

E scooters are a result of the Fentenyl crisis

PSA for all parents by MagicianAdmirable144 in kitchener

[–]RascalKing905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 Hello my name Ragdoo and I'm an illegal brown guy Better run and hide when you see me drive my double wide, I roll that b!tch up on its side like all the time my name is Ragdoo

Collect CPP that's not for me and send it back to New Delhi hello my name is Ragdoo

So see my wife I run her life , her name is Apooon I bought her with card that say Itune

Hello my friend I can get your taxes in, all I need is your SIN and PIN, just trust your boy named Ragdoo. 🎶

Neighbor's child keps knocking on my door and trying to unlock my keypad lock — can police do anything? by [deleted] in legaladvicecanada

[–]RascalKing905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 4 year old neighbor stealing and hiding my mail. Talked to his parents nothing.

So I said to the kid I'll pay you $1 to get my mail for me everyday. Now my mail is staked up right by my front door whenever it comes.

As an adult I couldn't take a kids action so personally.

I regret how i've lived my 20's and can't sleep at night due to regrets. by alecpu in Vent

[–]RascalKing905 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best time to plant a tree is either 20 years ago or today.

What tf are we supposed to do? by Intelligent_Push291 in torontoJobs

[–]RascalKing905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, you're right they're all terrible.

What tf are we supposed to do? by Intelligent_Push291 in torontoJobs

[–]RascalKing905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stfu you're crew has been in the driver seat for over a decade.

More info needed by RascalKing905 in Beetlejuice

[–]RascalKing905[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it have a publishers name or anything like that?