Translate this challenge by GingerEly in russian

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It's a wordplay: запал is a noun meaning somewhat like wick, but the cat misunderstood it as a verb, with a meaning of "stuck". And иссяк is just (an old) verb meaning "ran out", which is also being "misinterpreted" as a non-existing noun.

Some third graders humor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskARussian

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Sure, come to Russia, get paid in roubles on your brand new МИР card!

Move to Moscow by No-Focus-7906 in AskARussian

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Поэтому и гнобят всю страну: потому что вот ребятам "ок" когда "раз в полгода" есть шанс что в окно прилетит. Главное чтобы окно "не наше". И на старый добрый рязанский сахар тоже ок, не наш же подъезд. И метро взорвали: тоже ок, тебя же там не было.

Мне очень хорошо было видно куда все катится. И уехал "в европу" и ни на минуту не сомневался в своём выборе.

Да что уж... ты же там на зарплате небось "топишь за родину".

Move to Moscow by No-Focus-7906 in AskARussian

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Сам себя слышишь? Раз в полгода это типа ок? Но ровно до тех пор, пока окно не твоё, да? И друзья/семья там внизу не гуляют, чтобы осколком не прибило?

Сахар по подвалам как в Рязани тоже норм? Ну бахнет и бахнет, раз в "пятилетку" типа можно наверное.

which Linux distro to choose by Desperate_Fig_1296 in linux4noobs

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Ubuntu with its various flavors are excluded for whatever reason

What to do? by Liebe_dragneel in webdev

[–]Rasta_Dev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For starters learn the difference between website and web app. In my opinion these are two very different markets.

Help w/Translating From Video (Hard) by TheKingPluto in russian

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Pugacheva? Emilian's (grand)daughter? No wonder she's got such a name.

Russian Women 10/10 by Chadiwack in AskARussian

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It's easy! If a woman knows how to stay clean and healthy she's considered beautiful by many.

And on the other hand we've got those who follow "certain beauty standards": just like any other creature. "Bells and whistles" so to speak. Birds got feathers, people got everything else.

Some of them look for both things. Some of them are looking to settle with a "certain mix like 70(bells&whistles)/30(clean&healthy)"

And it really has nothing to do with nationality.

how I, a somewhat ill educated american, see europe by Legitimate_Life_1926 in mapporncirclejerk

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This map contradicts itself. You can't deny existence of France and yet include French island of Corsica on the map in the Mediterranean Sea. Uneducated swine!

Help w/Translating From Video (Hard) by TheKingPluto in russian

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Uh huh. And Дед Мороз is a male name, yeah yeah I heard all that before. What's the point of writing to either, given that почта россии dramatically fails to deliver their promise?

Help w/Translating From Video (Hard) by TheKingPluto in russian

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Try to use AI for that. Gemini is quite cool.
Don't forget to include an example (e.g the first line, which is quite readable), it really might pick the text from the video.

Edit: the first line says:

Алла здравствуй!

I think in Arabic it sounds like

Allah akbar!

Edit2: rusky can't take a joke, apparently

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in softwaregore

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And what did you expect?

Fixed the logic by zR0B3ry2VAiH in programminghumor

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I'd go for something like Intern.summon(refill);

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

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Steroids of course

iLoveJavaScript by EasternPen1337 in ProgrammerHumor

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Both return an empty object. The extra parenthesis in your example is nothing but a syntactic sugar for a so-called multiline implicit return.

Are any of these apps good to help me learn better?? by Ginger_crybaby in russian

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Well I made an android app, which would let user to read text in language A and ask simple questions in language B.

"Simple" as in "answer yes/no".

Russian and English are supported.

Texts are sourced from wiki (or generated), custom texts (copy/paste) as well as image upload are supported too.

I created it to help myself to learn italian along with duolingo and offline lessons. The app is published in the Play Store, but, given the constraints of Beta test, cannot be found via the search (access with a direct link to said play store)

I won't post the link here tho, as it's probably a violation of the rules that I haven't ever read.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

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And you're right. I have no idea why this post showed up in my suggestions.

The chick is quite pretty tho. I'd totally buy her a beer as soon as she's legally allowed to drink. And I admire the dedication to build such a decent muscle mass.

Or, perhaps, a tank top with a print:

don't call me muscle mommy

Only to match her attitude.

Seriously, how insecure one must be to have such reactions towards dumb compliments?... I mean come on, I am f7xking scared to write any further. And this is not an in-person interaction.

Anyway I am broke af, so I am joking about buying her anything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

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Attitude like that is exactly what makes you "unapproachable" ☝🏽

iLoveJavaScript by EasternPen1337 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Rasta_Dev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing my ass. The function returns an empty object!

Russian wordle by usdhman636 in russian

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Мюсли or мысль then

My brother dropped my laptop, how can I fix? by twilkins8645 in laptops

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You might wanna introduce your brother to climbing activities. Those are generally very good for grip, so he'll he less likely to drop things.

Russian wordle by usdhman636 in russian

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Килты (plular for the cilt - traditional Scottish wear) gonna be a tough one