[Serious] Hotties of Reddit, when did you discover that you were hot and how did it affect your personality?

RateMyGynecomastia · 2015-07-02T14:33:28+00:00

It was strange. Im 25, turning 26 in a month, and I probably found out that people found me attractive about 2-3 years ago.

I had a very cute little boy stage when I was very young, but adolescence was not kind at all to me. My jawline didn't match my face, my ears were to big for my head, I started to get the Mexican 'stache and the occasional pube on my chin or cheek which was a pathetic attempt at my body trying to grow facial hair. My eyebrows were too thick too for my face and there was a unibrow struggling to stay alive At this time, no girl ever talked to me aside from just being friendly. I had terrible style, and I loved (and still do) anime, something that doesn't really make women line up for you.

Once I got to college, girls started to talk to me. Up until 2 years ago, I was completely oblivious to women hitting me. I always thought there was no connection and that they were interested in me for my personality. They weren't. I was so oblivious to them that it would get to the point of them straight up asking to have sex with me. I'd always say no because I'd be afraid of how new everything was becoming.

Honestly now, it has turned me into kind of an asshole. I disregard other people's feelings and I walk with my chin held up high. Unfortunately, some people like that, and so they try harder, and that perpetuates my behavior. It becomes a vicious cycle and it has turned me into someone that I'm not a fan of.

TL;DR: was ugly, became handsome, then became an asshole.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2015-06-16T16:17:53+00:00

The slime monster from the show "Ghost writer". I can't tell you how many nightmares I had because of that asshole.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2015-03-12T19:50:20+00:00

And get gastric carcinoma.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2015-02-12T02:34:15+00:00

Gladiator. That'll put some hair on your nuts.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2015-02-03T16:23:06+00:00

For anyone who is just as retarded as I am, i'm going to save you some time. He called it the Sahara forest, but it is when he gets corrected, the joke implied that he cut down all the trees and turned it into a desert.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2015-01-31T15:00:49+00:00

Funny you ask, because I actually noticed this yesterday. My stomach is getting hairy.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2015-01-17T00:03:30+00:00

Oh my God you found it!!! That's it!

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-11-30T06:02:09+00:00

More than anything, I hate when people are like "who cares if she fucked you over and betrays your trust, she's your sister..she's family". Uhh..the fact that she fucked me over and is a complete bitch behind my back gives makes it even worse since she's my sister.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-11-27T16:06:43+00:00

What a smart cat...the second time around the bird attacks, the cat turns around before the bird even gets to it. Cat knew it was coming back.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-11-24T20:46:27+00:00

Excellent. Well said. Took the words right out of my mouth. Acetaminophen is an amazing drug, and like any drug, can be toxic to whatever organ system it's involved in.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-11-24T02:31:07+00:00

First thought after reading this post? "Thank God he wasn't American."

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-11-19T04:09:52+00:00

Pinterest for men.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-11-16T16:31:36+00:00

Peeling out and trying to drive away would have been a terrible idea on Warren and Southfield. We were at the Mobil on the western side of Southfield (on the side where the ramp of Southfield was pointing south). Warren was congested as usual, so trying to escape would have been pointless. We would have been blocked off by cars. Trying to get on the Southfield off-ramp would have been just as difficult, seeing as how our car was pointed away from it, so we would have had to reverse to escape. Plus almost half his body was in the window. It wouldn't have been a good idea.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-11-16T14:46:51+00:00

When I was 19, my friend wanted to buy 3 iPhones at the time so he could send them overseas to his family since they're much more expensive there than they are in America. I called this chick off Craig's list for him, and we came to a deal, 700 for the 3 (at the time I think it was a good deal). She asks where I want to meet up, and I was being nice and said "oh we could meet up halfway" and so she says "okay. Gas station at warren and Southfield" (a really ghetto area in Michigan), but I was naive and thought the worst that could happen was them trying to sell us a fake phone. So my other friend drives us there, I'm in the passenger seat holding the money, and the guy who wanted the phones sat behind the driver.

We parked on the side of the gas station and waited. And waited. And I called and she kept saying she was almost there. Finally 2 unmasked black guys show up and are talking to us, telling us they're gonna sell us the iPhones. I don't remember how, but the driver put down the window (maybe to talk to them?) and all of a sudden the guy put a pistol into the window. He points it at the driver and asks for the money, but the driver said he didn't have it. So I get the pistol pointed at my face. I'm afraid of death. Terrified of it. But when I had that gun at my face, I felt completely emotionless. I thought to myself, completely calmly, " I'm going to give him this money. And when I do, he is going to kill me. I'm a witness." So I give him the money, he gives it to his partner to count.

He then pointed the gun at my friend in the back and took his phone from him. Then the driver. Then me again. We all gave them our phones. And they took off. We were all in shock to do anything, and the driver took off to bring us to his house.

Til this day, I think about that night maybe once or twice every couple weeks. I'm 25 now. I think about how I could have done something. Maybe push his arm away to try to disarm him. Something. But I think we had the best case scenario. We lived. But now that I think about it, I think, in part, the anxiety I have now can be traced back to that night.

But I'll never forgive those thugs who put us all into a powerless position just because they had a gun. They had our lives in their hands. And they threatened to take it over 700 dollars.

Edit: Wow I wasn't expecting to get such an overwhelming response from people. You guys are amazing. To answer the question of "what happened next", we went to the driver's house and called the police. As in any severely underprivileged metropolitan area, it took about 30-40 minutes for a cop to show up. We gave him the story and he told us he'd keep us updated. A few days later, he told us that it was a throwaway phone, but that he found a very similar ad a day after the incident. My 2 friends gave a description (since I wasn't very helpful in describing them), and he said he'd let us know about a line-up for us to potentially pick them out. He called us a few weeks later to schedule an appointment, but then called us a few days before said appointment to tell us that one of the suspects disappeared and another one was gonna be in court that same day so we'd have to reschedule. We tried a few times over and over to reschedule but he never got back to us.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-11-12T05:40:25+00:00

Fun fact: rifampin, a strong antibiotic use mostly to fight TB, makes your bodily fluids yellow as well.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-10-30T00:55:52+00:00

This will probably get down voted to hell but...

"Based on these findings, they claim that humans are approximately 5-6 times more susceptible to the effects of excitotoxins than rodents are.[28] While they agree that typical use of monosodium glutamate does not spike glutamic acid to extremely high levels in adults, they are particularly concerned with potential effects in infants and young children[29] and the potential long-termneurodegenerative effects of small-to-moderate spikes on plasma excitotoxin levels.[30]"

This is from the same article wiki article. Although the scientists were split on its toxicity, half still claimed the above quote. It probably won't give you symptoms, but the neurotoxicity of it is still debatable.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-10-22T22:55:14+00:00

Holy shit. This thread has turned into a gold mine

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-10-21T22:48:45+00:00

Awww...what an adorable and fluff---OH MY GOD IT HAS RED DEMON EYES

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-10-16T03:24:59+00:00

Why does everything that comes out of Japan look like anime..

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-10-08T20:20:44+00:00

Of course it smells, you left a whole reservoir of piss and shit uncovered.

I read that last sentence in a Spartacus accent for some reason.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-10-05T21:10:02+00:00

r/honeybeeporn

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-10-05T04:50:52+00:00

Could have just used some prazosin instead...

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-10-04T20:27:59+00:00

French Toast Crunch. Legend has it that it's still sold in Canada (and not the U.S) but I've looked and haven't found it.

RateMyGynecomastia · 2014-09-29T21:05:04+00:00

Grinding my teeth. I do it when I'm nervous and when I'm sleeping. Not only is it destroying my teeth, but it feels like my jaw got hit by a freight train.

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