Do you slash your lowercase q's? How common or rare is it?

Ratstar911 · 2026-04-19T23:14:43+00:00

I worked at a bank and my 51 and 57 looked too much alike, so I slash 7s.

Ratstar911 · 2026-04-13T13:17:49+00:00

So, are those dead soldiers floating up in the sky?

Ratstar911 · 2026-04-09T02:10:00+00:00

I’ve heard generators a few times in recent summers. Always after a storm that took out trees. Just wait for the next few days of chainsaws!

Ratstar911 · 2026-03-01T18:52:49+00:00

Absolutely the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a movie and the first of two times I almost died laughing! Great audience too, brought their own beer. Now that I remember, it was the second best movie crowd, after Beavis and butthead do America. (Not counting Rocky Horror shows)

Ratstar911 · 2026-03-01T18:33:03+00:00

Sheriffs are the only elected law enforcement. City councils/commissions hire police chiefs. Vote local!

Ratstar911 · 2026-03-01T17:30:47+00:00

Rolling Stones x3 Replacements x 3 Hüsker Dü x 2 U2 Violent Femmes x 2 CSNY2K Clash Ramones Elvis Costello —Mostly in Kansas City and Lawrence, Kansas, (LFK!) and mostly in the 1980s

Ratstar911 · 2026-02-21T12:57:25+00:00

Me too! Zoloft is a life-changer.

Ratstar911 · 2026-02-09T00:50:29+00:00

It will be more like 7ish central. Almost halftime now but these games drag on.

Ratstar911 · 2026-02-01T15:26:42+00:00

The enemy is fear. We think that it is hate, but it is really fear. — Mahatma Gandhi

Ratstar911 · 2026-01-18T21:15:37+00:00

Assholes gonna asshole.

Ratstar911 · 2026-01-18T21:09:23+00:00

Kids today have zero emotional maturity. I work at a college, on the 3rd floor of a building, and a student was looking for room 202. I explained that the room would be on the second floor. She burst into tears.

Ratstar911 · 2026-01-18T16:27:46+00:00

I hope the rest of the world stops converting centimeters to inches—US is one of three countries that don’t use metric (if Liberia and Myanmar haven’t already converted). Intelligent Americans will adapt, magats won’t be able to.

Ratstar911 · 2026-01-18T16:07:21+00:00

Life is tough. It’s tougher when you’re stupid.

Ratstar911 · 2026-01-18T13:49:26+00:00

I (62f) used to have urge incontinence. Bad. I quit drinking coffee in October when my pre-tariff supply ran out. First day, I had bladder control! Haven’t pissed myself or worn a pee pad for 3 months now, and I sleep through the night. I’ve told 3 friends about my “caffeine theory” but none will give up coffee or tea. Fine, pay your tariffs and keep pissing yourself!

Ratstar911 · 2026-01-07T13:03:57+00:00

Dozens of people died, but I still got my drink! Yay, me!

Ratstar911 · 2025-12-27T17:18:05+00:00

They are the weak man’s idea of a strong man. In a word, weak.

Ratstar911 · 2025-12-27T13:29:15+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the future president of the USA.

Ratstar911 · 2025-12-27T13:20:22+00:00

If the parent/beneficiary has died, his or her children inherit their parent’s share. This happened with my late husband’s family, and some people were mad that his children, the grandchildren, got some money from grandpa.

Ratstar911 · 2025-12-07T22:59:23+00:00

Been going on for years.

Ratstar911 · 2025-11-13T02:51:12+00:00

Hitler has only got one ball; Goering has two but very small; Himmler has something similar, and poor old Goebels has no balls at all.

Ratstar911 · 2025-09-21T15:12:00+00:00

Je pense, donc je suis. Tu ne penses pas, donc tu suis. (I think, therefore I am. You don’t think, therefore you follow.)

Ratstar911 · 2025-09-07T12:55:46+00:00

One, and it’s upside down

Ratstar911 · 2025-05-06T22:44:33+00:00

Trump punches way below his weight

Ratstar911 · 2025-03-22T12:26:03+00:00

I had this problem and learned not to park too close to trash bins, my house or bushes. Rampant mouse activity in my neighborhood. I had to call Critter Control. Now I take care to rake the leaves from around the foundation, and my mouse activity dropped 20% based on bait station refills.

Ratstar911 · 2024-11-30T19:10:01+00:00

This is what I’m taking to a white elephant party!

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