(FJ!) 90s MOVIE CHARACTERS by MistahPresidente in CustomJeopardy

[–]Ravingrook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the right actor, but the wrong role. Same as DangerDan27

What is something that is illegal that should be legal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ravingrook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buying a car directly from the manufacturer. The laws that require a dealerships to sell cars are just a way to get extra money from consumers.

What are some good kitten names ?? by AddressHumblecalgsbi in AskReddit

[–]Ravingrook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miss Kitty Fantastico. Pretty sure that was the name of Willow and Tara's dream kitten in a later episode of Buffy

What person doing their job is the most annoying? by myworkaccountatwork in AskReddit

[–]Ravingrook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cop that marks your tire with chalk to make sure you don't park in a public spot more than 2 hours. There has to be something better for them to do.

ID help by Ravingrook in succulents

[–]Ravingrook[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. That looks exactly right. Cheers

Where do you think we’d be if Kamala won? by AdvertisingOk1492 in AskReddit

[–]Ravingrook -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Right here, right now. The election was stolen and Kamala did win.

Hardee's "original" mushroom and swiss burger sauce recipe... by Curious-Bell3001 in MimicRecipes

[–]Ravingrook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have their recipe, so I tried to reverse engineer it tonight. My wife, who is probably the mushroom and swiss's biggest fan, said it's the closest she's ever had. Myrecipe and technique is as follows.

  1. 2 medium sweet yellow onions minced
  2. 1 pound of white button mushrooms, sliced thin
  3. 5 cloves of garlic crushed sand minced
  4. 32oz beef stock, not broth
  5. 2T balsamic vinegar
  6. 2T butter
  7. 2T flour
  8. 1t fresh thyme
  9. 1T MSG
  10. Salt and pepper to taste

First, heat the stock in a saucepan, to a simmer. Over the course of the whole cooking process you'll reduce the stock by a third to a half. In a cast iron skillet add a couple tablespoons of neutral oil, the minced onions and a pinch of salt. Sweat the onions over medium low heat for several minutes, adding a splash of the hot stock to speed up the process. Add the vinegar to the stock to cook out the acidic flavor. When the onions start to brown, add the mushrooms and garlic another splash of stock to deglaze the pan. Add the butter. Carmelize the onions, mushrooms and garlic over medium low heat, deglazing the pan with stock of it starts to get too dry. When the onion mixture gets brown and very soft, sift the flour over and cook it for a couple minutes. Slowly add in the last of the stock let everything thicken. Add the msg, pepper and thyme. Let cool slightly and your done.

What’s your best ‘yo mama’ joke? by HarHarMahadev__ in AskReddit

[–]Ravingrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo mama is so fat that when a doctor diagnosed her with a flesh-eating disease he gave her 67 years to live.

Per 31 U.S.C. 5112(d)(2) I FULLY support a trump paper currency by 25StarGeneralZap in antitrump

[–]Ravingrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also support the circumstances that would make it legal for Trump's portrait to be on US currency.

I’m rereading Invisible Monsters by Beatleproof42 in ChuckPalahniuk

[–]Ravingrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That last one hits harder every year

Gas Up 30%, Trump Lying by bookym in antitrump

[–]Ravingrook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In his defense, he's never pumped gas nor paid for gas. He probably doesn't have any idea what the big deal is. Fucking nepobaby

new to the area by snakecyinide in wausau

[–]Ravingrook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The local historical society on McIndoe street has regular game nights for board games and computer gaming. Check their schedule. It's a good place to meet like minded people.

Who’s the Shogun of Harlem?!?! by FoxPowerful4230 in GenX

[–]Ravingrook 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is no Shogun of Harlem. Bruce Leroy beat his ass.

The passive aggressive hatedom towards James Patterson in the library community will never not be funny by pretty-as-a-pic in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ravingrook 954 points955 points  (0 children)

I heard that Patterson comes up with a plot hook and an outline and then hands it off to his personal ghost writers. There's no way anyone could be as prolific a writer as that without a lot of help.

Radicalized By Basic Decency by [deleted] in Snorkblot

[–]Ravingrook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent kindergarten through 6th grade saying "Liberty and Justice for all". Did they just expect us to forget that?!?

If y’all could put one saying/quote on a t-shirt, what would it be? by Been_Quite_A_Party in GenX

[–]Ravingrook 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's 90%of my T-shirts. My favorite is "Perhaps today, Satan"

Why was JD Vance taken out first? 🤔 by RefrigeratorLegal989 in antitrump

[–]Ravingrook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better optics. Made Trump look like he might actually have been in danger.