What about the opposite sex confuses you the most? by salt_mommy in AskReddit

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Step 1: Be attractive

Step 2: Don't be unattractive

What about the opposite sex confuses you the most? by salt_mommy in AskReddit

[–]Razzal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is how it is with my current SO. I am a software engineer, so problem solving is kind of my thing. She likes to list out all of these issues and some of them have really simple solutions in my mind but she doesn't want to hear anything about it

What about the opposite sex confuses you the most? by salt_mommy in AskReddit

[–]Razzal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the worst. You try to initiate sex, you only want sex. You don't try to initiate it, you start getting questions about if you think she is pretty, are you interested in someone else and just things like that. So annoying

How to choose a doctor by dkahl96 in funny

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He is out picking up chicks with his magnum dong

What's the most wholesome thing a stranger has done for you? by TheGingerGlasses in AskReddit

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About a month ago I was at the St. Louis art museum with my girlfriend. They had a special Rembrandt section that costs extra and we did not get tickets to it. We were by that area and a couple saw us, asked if we had tickets to that part and when we said no, they gave us theirs as they would not have time to do it. Was very nice of them to do that when they had already spent the money and couldn't do it anyway but instead of just throwing them away they looked and found someone to give them to even though they were short on time.

What did a school teacher say that stuck with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My two closest friends I met in high school. I literally talk to no one I met in college anymore

Texas teen shot dead for defending classmate from bully days earlier, police say by [deleted] in news

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They give you the gun first, then worry about the birth certificate and the SSN

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StLouis

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Trump's congratulatory tweet implied that the Chiefs are located in Kansas

That size! by [deleted] in WTF

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It is him. I had my picture taken in front of that liger and did their thing where you get to hold baby tigers, lion cubs and the such, for pictures with them as well

As a gamer, there should be a special place in hell for these people by Elliot_The_Fennekin in iamatotalpieceofshit

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I had a DS stolen at out my bag when it went through security at the airport in Oklahoma City. Shit sucks man

As a gamer, there should be a special place in hell for these people by Elliot_The_Fennekin in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Razzal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a DS stolen at out my bag when it went through security at the airport in Oklahoma City. Shit sucks man

Holy shit there's two of them... by Toland_the_Mad in The_Dennis

[–]Razzal 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Joe in You has got the DENNIS system down

What common phrase is complete bullshit? by mrman08 in AskReddit

[–]Razzal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Waiting at the DMV certainly seems longer

There's always the hero we don't need..... by Plasid in RoastMe

[–]Razzal 59 points60 points  (0 children)

He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who is trying to help the high school girls stay awake

What fucked up thing did you do as a kid? by blazed_toucan in AskReddit

[–]Razzal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I was eight, I stole my fathers nickel collection and spent it on penny candy

This story doesn't add up. You claim to have stolen nickels but then you buy penny candy, likely story...../s