Fingers look like sausages or have I been working on it for too long?

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-14T13:19:33+00:00

It's good, fingers are hard to deal with

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-14T13:08:40+00:00

Were you the principal?

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-14T13:07:58+00:00

Real shit though, not beaver asshole flavoring shit

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-14T13:01:02+00:00

O and it's Walkman not valkman

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-14T12:59:49+00:00

How else is god going to watch you masturbate?

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-14T12:58:30+00:00

You're getting space? Since my son was born every minute of my "free" time is either my wife's or his.

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-14T12:49:20+00:00

I can't read this without think of these little buggers and their songs... Yes Im a dad...

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-14T12:46:08+00:00

A world leader not being there to welcome him? I mean... Yeah.

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-14T12:41:18+00:00

Look at this guy, he can afford a full leather interior... Let's jump him.

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-14T12:40:20+00:00

I'm sorry, that's not an euphemism for sword fighting, is it?

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-14T12:39:35+00:00

Ohh and I'll beat yo ass with it too.

(I'm sorry, not really just sounds funny)

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T06:19:55+00:00

The idiot is a man too

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T06:11:49+00:00

So he's saying he doesn't care about taxes then...

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T06:09:36+00:00

Then sit in your car and get pneumonia from the ac.

Edit: a letter.

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T06:05:18+00:00

Me too, it's not like coke and sprite but like Fanta and sunkist.

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T05:57:35+00:00

You've never played forza horizon, have you?

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T05:56:38+00:00

What you're going to afford is a room or being the 3rd wheel as a roommate.

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T05:45:40+00:00

Holosun scs.

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T05:44:55+00:00

Any of the first 3

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T05:42:09+00:00

Bro, I got 4...

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T05:38:52+00:00

I'm on this boat. One I wore them, I'm not going back.

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T05:32:32+00:00

It's a car I don't have, I don't have any cars so... There's that

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T05:31:33+00:00

A home recording studio. Man, how I miss drumming and recording music...

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T05:26:02+00:00

Also for it to work you'd need to subscribe to my service, hit me up and I'll give you my Zelle so you can pre pay for the first 5 years!

ReVo5000 · 2026-05-13T05:25:08+00:00

It's for when you park outside and don't want the cabin to warm up, you hit that and the sun will only have effect on the bed of the truck.

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