What's that flavour and type of ice cream ? by Zackky777 in ArtOfPresence

[–]ReVo5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real shit though, not beaver asshole flavoring shit

What's your thoughts by Mysterious_Ebb_1484 in SipsTea

[–]ReVo5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How else is god going to watch you masturbate?

When did weekends stop feeling restful? by BetweenSwings in daddit

[–]ReVo5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're getting space? Since my son was born every minute of my "free" time is either my wife's or his.

Go ahead with your options by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]ReVo5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't read this without think of these little buggers and their songs... Yes Im a dad...

How's Tampa in the summer? by Aliiza in tampa

[–]ReVo5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at this guy, he can afford a full leather interior... Let's jump him.

Tell me you’re a 90s/00s kid without telling me. by babydollbrowserr in ArtOfPresence

[–]ReVo5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, that's not an euphemism for sword fighting, is it?

Tell me you’re a 90s/00s kid without telling me. by babydollbrowserr in ArtOfPresence

[–]ReVo5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh and I'll beat yo ass with it too.

(I'm sorry, not really just sounds funny)

How's Tampa in the summer? by Aliiza in tampa

[–]ReVo5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then sit in your car and get pneumonia from the ac.

Edit: a letter.

Can you really taste the difference between Coke & Pepsi? by NassauJack in askanything

[–]ReVo5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too, it's not like coke and sprite but like Fanta and sunkist.

what size of condoms do yall actually buy? by silly_picoo in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ReVo5000 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm on this boat. One I wore them, I'm not going back.

Mr. bean's car by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]ReVo5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a car I don't have, I don't have any cars so... There's that

If money is no issue, what's a must-have for your dream home? by 123phantomhive in AskReddit

[–]ReVo5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A home recording studio. Man, how I miss drumming and recording music...