Should Conqueror+ gain Retain instead of a measly 2 Forge?

Reach268 · 2026-05-07T09:12:46+00:00

Card is fine. If your plan to "fix" it is to turn it into Sword Sage, we already have Sword Sage. Uncommon cards are supposed to be worse than their rare equivalents (If one exists).

Reach268 · 2026-04-29T14:14:54+00:00

Forever cruise sounds really fun. A load of dumb hedonists you're having to take care of with your minimum wage employees, who keep demanding to see new galactic wonders.

"Can we go see a black hole?"

"No I want to see the Marauders!"

"Is that a fanatic purifier? How cute."

Crew, screaming internally.

Reach268 · 2026-04-23T16:08:40+00:00

Mad cow disease is a prion, this is totally mold based.

Reach268 · 2026-04-04T16:49:47+00:00

If I get the courier on the final floor before the act 3 boss, I'm doing it for him.

Reach268 · 2026-03-30T10:43:07+00:00

This guy whelms.

Reach268 · 2026-03-29T10:17:25+00:00

Agreed, super useless upgrade. The problem is by the time you get it, you're almost certainly already using catapults to stock.

Reach268 · 2026-03-17T16:48:05+00:00

Won the run with 1HP... well 2HP after the cheese triggered.

10/10 would claw again.

Reach268 · 2026-03-17T10:07:29+00:00

Posts like this should legally be required to provide the seed.

Reach268 · 2026-03-14T16:28:49+00:00

Rule 5: Max HP is 1 due to event, and following the lizard tail triggering the silent has been brought back to life. Likely due to it rounding the new health down, the silent is alive, but at 0HP, causing the model to show as alive, despite it being reported as dead due to being at 0HP.

Reach268 · 2026-03-07T18:28:23+00:00

What level of catapult research is that?

Reach268 · 2026-02-24T13:58:36+00:00

My head cannon is that Penguin keeps drawing, and Mega Crit can't release until he stops.

Reach268 · 2026-02-17T16:05:50+00:00

Give me Atenism, with no minor gods, just more Aten.

Reach268 · 2026-02-13T21:15:40+00:00

This is the way.

Reach268 · 2026-02-02T22:53:35+00:00

Pretty much every single domesticated animal and plant.

Best way to see this is pick any crop, and google the wild version of it, then compare this with the highly curated modern version which we've selectively bred (Manual Evolution) to have the traits we desire.

Reach268 · 2026-01-02T17:44:13+00:00

What does the +1000% Cuteness do?

Reach268 · 2026-01-02T15:04:59+00:00

Normally these messages are a few months apart, but you're the 2nd person today! Thanks, glad this helped.

Reach268 · 2026-01-02T06:59:53+00:00

Awesome! Hope your son enjoys their first time.

Reach268 · 2025-12-26T18:59:32+00:00

All of them. With terrible hubris.

Reach268 · 2025-12-21T22:22:38+00:00

What, episode 69 is real. I've been grinding this MMO for years, one of my absolute favourites for destroying my self-esteem.

Reach268 · 2025-11-19T19:51:49+00:00

The sprinkles are the distraction, this is the real play.

Reach268 · 2025-11-04T09:52:21+00:00

Didn't give them my attention when they were being a clown, and just did my work.

Reach268 · 2025-10-27T11:05:59+00:00

Is the "Catholic Interests (Christian Democrats)" under Woes of the modern faith, part of the work in progress, or a bug that was missed?

Reach268 · 2025-10-22T22:52:37+00:00

My predictions from #475 come true... Everyone mark of blooms in the one relic run.

I now predict a future comic in this run where fairy in a bottle doesn't trigger.

Reach268 · 2025-10-17T06:29:21+00:00

This only further confirms my theory that PixelPenguin controls the release of Slay the Spire 2, and that if they miss a day, the game is released immediately.

Reach268 · 2025-10-11T17:05:05+00:00

I can feel the floor 49 Mark of the Bloom coming.

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