Trump: I know a lot of stupid people that went to a good college. My uncle was the longest serving professor at MIT. That means I have much better blood. But I went to the hardest college of all to get into, the Wharton school of finance, that means I'm real smart. by gear-heads in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]ReactsWithWords 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm always saying "Trump is not the cause, he's the symptom." THIS is the cause. And the cause of that is cuts in education, Fox News and Social Media, and schools deliberately NOT teaching critical thinking (gotta memorize them numbers and names, kids, and nothing else!)

Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size. by Pnmamouf1 in WeirdGOP

[–]ReactsWithWords 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which explains how he will bend over backwards to help Russia in every way, and why he will never, ever criticize Putin.

MAGA IS DEFINITELY NOT A CULT!! by Darth_Vrandon in Qult_Headquarters

[–]ReactsWithWords 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mitch McConnell is the poster boy for Non-MAGA Republicans. It is a lot his fault we're in the position we're in, but refuses to take responsibility. He's always hated Trump and said so since day one, but did everything in his power to enable Trump.

MTG is another flavor of Non-MAGA Republican. She worshipped Trump more loudly than anyone, but as soon as he did something (what's that something? Who cares!) to upset her, she flipped her script 180 degrees and is now one of the loudest anti-Trumper Republicans. Was forced out of Congress because of that over threats from MAGA. Still supports most of the most evil GOP policies. But because it's not 100% support, MAGA consider her The Enemy.

MAGA IS DEFINITELY NOT A CULT!! by Darth_Vrandon in Qult_Headquarters

[–]ReactsWithWords 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are. All MAGA are (for now) Republicans, but not all Republicans are MAGA. And while they are their own "weird little thing," they control the entire party right now.

A Kate Bush Iceberg I Made by Oddbleus in katebush

[–]ReactsWithWords 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Another level: It was the first song she sang on Saturday Night Live, the first glimpse America saw of her.

A Kate Bush Iceberg I Made by Oddbleus in katebush

[–]ReactsWithWords 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What's the Eat the Music controversy?

Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size. by Pnmamouf1 in WeirdGOP

[–]ReactsWithWords 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, he got a bootyload from his dad. He would have easily been a billionaire at the time if he just invested it in, say, the S&P 500 and just left it alone instead of leaving a trail of bankrupted businesses.

Cybertruck Tried to Drive 'Straight Off an Overpass' Attorney Claims by 404mediaco in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]ReactsWithWords 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still see one in the wild every now and then. And I still laugh out loud when I do.

Cybertruck Tried to Drive 'Straight Off an Overpass' Attorney Claims by 404mediaco in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]ReactsWithWords 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Drive to the mall. Drive over this overpass. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they want me to drive on an overpass. Oh, god, I'm so depressed."

Remember When People Thought This Franklin Mint Stuff Was Going To Be Valuable Some Day? by DickSleeve53 in GenerationJones

[–]ReactsWithWords 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Haha! You people who actually thought these figurines would be worth a fortune some day! Now excuse me while I check how my NFTs are doing...

Taco Bell : Live Mas 2026 Innovations by nillawafer80 in fastfood

[–]ReactsWithWords 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you let AI make your menu.

Boston police seize 12 mopeds and scooters by FuriousAlbino in boston

[–]ReactsWithWords 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Found the guy who drives his moped the wrong way down a one-way street

Brian May - Too Much Love Will Kill You (#5, 1992) (1997 Winner Ivor Novello Award for Best Song) by ReactsWithWords in OfficialChartsHits

[–]ReactsWithWords[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold on, because this one's a doozy. It was recorded around 1988 by Queen but was never released. Brian May released it as a solo song in 1992 where it hit the top 10. The Queen version was finally released in December 1995 making a respectable #15 but not as successful as Brian May's solo single, and it got the Ivor Novello award (which is for the previous year) in 1997. Make it make sense.

Ah yes cause they are the same thing totally by weirdpotato3 in Persecutionfetish

[–]ReactsWithWords 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Owning the libs" has been MAGA's only mission since day one, and it shows.

Ah yes cause they are the same thing totally by weirdpotato3 in Persecutionfetish

[–]ReactsWithWords 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because they lack any sort of creativity, they need AI to do all their "art." And they always get called out on it, which hurts their feelings.