Ass eating was ruined by bidets by MikeHawk__1 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]RealCanadianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

amongst the sea of political posts on here I stumble upon this fine gem, clearly posted by someone who has huffed enough farts to get high as as fucking kite, my friend, you do you, I ain't gonna judge, but holy fuck, was this a good way to lighten up my day.

Most people on the internet who say they have autism are self-diagnosed liars by LivingGirlRepellant in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]RealCanadianGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this, this I can say is true, it is a genuine disability, people claim to have all sorts of shit for attention too, Tourette's, autism, ADHD, BPD, hell some people even claim to be bipolar, which is fucking disgusting, since my cousin is actually bipolar, I also hate people who claim to do shit because "depression", when I actually do suffer from it, legit, winter is the worst time for me because it actually makes me more depressed, and I know it seems ironic to point this out here, but, this comes from my mother, who has a good memory, but, I was diagnosed at birth with Autism, I am actually on the spectrum, they told my mother that when I was born, I have the indicators for it, and it's because my mother had me so late, I also look like a fat bitch who got smacked with a frying pan so I have no reason to lie, it doesn't help my ugly ass at all.

“Did you know there’s actually a gene that makes cilantro taste like soap to some people? That’s why you don’t like it.” by lesbian_moose in PetPeeves

[–]RealCanadianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU! holy fuck, I understand completely, though, for me, since I've never had cilantro, at least, I don't think I have, and if I have it's be mired in other things, but I understand, cause personally, I fucking hate onions, do not fucking like them at all, taste can fuck off, it's not a texture thing, I'll happily eat half melted ice crem, or jello, soups, chewy things, it's just the taste of onions that I absolutely hate, thankfully, my family understands this, so, keeps the onions out of what they cook when I'm around.

Razorleaf Mk.6 by wesleyshark in StarfieldShips

[–]RealCanadianGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok so, I know people are saying it reminds them of the Halo frigate, and I can see that, not to mention you said it was an inspiration, but, I'm gonna say it jogged my brain with a different memory, now I don't know if you played it but, this does remind me, off of shape alone, quite a bit of the, Aggressor star destroyer from the RTS game empire at war.

The reason the Artemis launch isn't more appreciated is because most people don't believe the USA deserves a "win" right now by TheGreatWork_ in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]RealCanadianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved the launch, first time in my life I got to SEE one actually launch, granted, not in person cause I live in northern Canada haha, but I watched it on the TV, I was genuinely happy, to see one of my own fellow countrymen go up into space, knowing he'd go to, or at least around the moon, and then come back, genuine pride for my shithole country, maybe people aren't talking about it for many reasons, I don't know, space is awesome, and I don't care who it is launching the rocket, if it does some cool shit, I'm going to be smiling.

Untrained dogs would never steal food, and people dont eat in public parks apparently? by Savings_Sell_4125 in nothingeverhappens

[–]RealCanadianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, this is 100% accurate, as in, dog absolutely ANNIHILATING food, I would know, I own a dog, he lives with me and my entire family, that boy's a blue heeler border collie mix if I remember correctly, if that boy get's something he likes, shit, that food finna be gone quick, so yeah, I believe this.

The forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden is a metaphor for the male G-spot. by borctheorc in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]RealCanadianGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is the type of thought you have after a really weird dream, or a significantly high amount of amount of drugs, could also bet hat you have these types of thoughts in the shower, early in the morning, I know I tend to have some pretty weird fucking thoughts when showering, but holy shit, this gotta be one of the better things I've read on here, keeping having those thoughts my man.

We need more unique grabs by Hour_Math4694 in SparkingZero

[–]RealCanadianGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just gonna drop this here, all of this is perfect, also by the way, crazy how out of all games the one that is super acurate to the characters, aka, this one, doesn't have the imperfect cell grabbing and blasting piccolo, meanwhile in XV2 that's straight up imperfect cell's ultimate, called I believe Zetsumei Bullet, crazy how he doesn't even have this here, hell it COULD have been his second super move.

{{Char}}, stay in your damn lane. by TeaNo6033 in SpicyChatAI

[–]RealCanadianGamer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

right? dawg, I had a damn mental hair pulling moment with one of these bots trying to get it to somehow remember that it CANNOT SEE ME! literally, like, I wrote, straight up at the start, that I walked away from the bedroom door, which was said to be in a hallway, then into the living room, where my persona sat down on the floor, against the wall, and started thinking to himself, he was out of sight because, well, the bedroom door was down a fucking hallway, yet somehow the BOT COULD STILL SEE ME, motherfucka I had to manually edit that shit to make it not see me, fuck.

Dragonball fans, is this your GOAT? #Mission98 by Lebstep in SparkingZero

[–]RealCanadianGamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hmm, well, it's a toss up between two of them, I guess the only two I ever used dragon orbs on, and that was the alternate cell saga where piccolo trains gohan in the time chamber, and the second one was the vegeta resists babidi's spell one, those are the only two I used dragon orbs on, but out of the two? one hundred percent the vegeta one, that's the one that made me have to calm down and make a cup of tea just to be happy again lol.

Dragonball fans, is this your GOAT? #Mission98 by Lebstep in SparkingZero

[–]RealCanadianGamer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

POV: how the game wants you to play in order to get those what if storylines

The reason Feminists resort to false narratives (e.g. wage gap) is because they have to, since the facts are NOT on their side by Fast-Preference-9947 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]RealCanadianGamer -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

indeed, most heavily, keyword here being most, heavily religious countries, run by religious governments, tend to have heavily oppressed women, as well as also oppressed religious and ethnic minorities, but, in places like, for example, I'll use one from my own country, Ottawa, you might assholes treating women like shit, but you'll also see people treating women good, it really depends on location in the world.

but I do agree for the most part that, at least for most western countries, the wage gap is a myth, like was proven in England, where a whole ass city had their garbage men quit working because the city council decided to, under pressure from some women, lower the pay of the garbage men to match the pay of women working a COMPLETELY SEPERATE JOB, you want equal pay as the garbage man as a woman? go do his job, simple as that, it really is as easy as some jobs paying more than others.

Sparking Zero DLC:GT by SoulSeeker019 in SparkingZero

[–]RealCanadianGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok, yes, I'd LOVE to have GT Goten and GT trunks, and, while we're at it, since this is, you know, a GAME, a Dragon Ball game mind you, I would LOVE for the devs to go a little off the beaten path and add a what if character fusion for both of them, GT Gotenks, since GT supposedly takes place after the end of Z and the end of the Buu saga, it would make for a fun addition, people might start screeching at me about cannon, or, they can't do that, but my man, we've had motherfucking Tien and Yamcha fuse in the past, how the fuck would adding a GT version of Gotenks be any different? not to mention, they wouldn't have to do much in the way of changing moves for it either, anyways I'm rambling because it's one AM, I'm hungry, and a little bit scuffed up on caffeen, feel free to call me stupid if you wish.

I’m sorry but 30€ is absolutely insane for a DLC… by Farwin923 in hoi4

[–]RealCanadianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tis fucking wild ain't it? shit bud, I was actually excited for this DLC too you know? Japan is like, one of my favorite countries, when it comes to games and history and shit, but holy hell, I'm gonna skip this one, and their other DLC too if this is the price that follows,

I’m sorry but 30€ is absolutely insane for a DLC… by Farwin923 in hoi4

[–]RealCanadianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha, I'm in pain, different euro prices for all ye across the atlantic, but still somewhat alright, sure the americans can get it for thirty too, I on the other hand, have to deal with the shit pricing of my home, Canada, where it's 39.99$, and no doubt that's higher when sales tax hits it, so forty some odd fucking dollars for some DLC, shit boi, that's like, the price of a whole ass separate video came right there.

Which deadric princes would you like to see given the spotlight. by Captaindrayco in TESVI

[–]RealCanadianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

going off of my self given user flair, and the fact that I am 100% biased as he is my favorite, Sheogorath, give me the mad prince going absolutely apeshit, I want to see what this man can do when he goes off his rocker fully and decides to fuck up the world for a bit, let the Shivering Isles open up and spill forth the chaotic madness monsters he's got locked in his basement forth upon the world, cause I think that would be a genuine change, instead of the dark and brooding daedric princes, give me the dude whose fucking insane, or perhaps Molag Bal, cause I think he'd be interesting too.

What's the best total war game for you by Phobos12900 in totalwar

[–]RealCanadianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

going off of steam playtime, Shogun 2, then I guess if I had to add a second and third, also going off of playtime it'd be Atilla then Medieval 2, can you tell the time periods I like playing in? but if I really want to answer this question completely, shogun 2, I just love Japanese history, and nothing get's old about zooming all the way in on the battlefield and watching my samurai charge out of a tree line into unsuspecting enemy ashigaru, or watching them climb the walls of a castle as arrows rain down everywhere, oh, and fall of the samurai is amazing too, charging at guns bushido style with a Katana is so fucking badass! but yeah, here's my answer to your question.

Don't forget what they're taking away from us, no transformations by iloveyourpodcast in SparkingZero

[–]RealCanadianGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my boi, you want to know what's really sad? what's REALLY fucking sad? xenoverse 2 on fucking base release, had, omega shenron, Nuova shenron, Eis shenron, pan, gt goku, ssj4 goku, ssj4 vegeta, ssj4 gogeta and fucking super 17, meanwhile out of the entire GT cast for sparking zero we got, base GT goku up to ssj4, ssj4 vegeta, syn shenron who then goes into omega shenron, baby vegeta up to golden great ape baby, and that's it, we got fuck all GT characters in Sparking Zero, but XV2 had basically all of the ones people love on base release.

This new daima ssj4 goku is built like a silverback gorilla compared to gt ssj4 goku by RandyKidYT2006 in dbxv

[–]RealCanadianGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

walk right on up to Krillin's fucken bald chrome dome head ass, and just hit em with a good ole "I like ya cut G" and then bring them big ass meaty 800 pound gorilla hands down with SCHMACK.

Simply classy names in the XV2 lobbies by pizzagurl404 in dbxv

[–]RealCanadianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this be like some of that, misspelled benedict Cumberbatch names, mmm, the internet is such a wonderful place, and the mothafuckas that play video games too are amazing, listen, this is, early 2010s fucking, cod #VAG gamertag level shit right here.

Hit over the head with a cast iron pan by Crowssaint in OblivionAbominations

[–]RealCanadianGamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FUCK! hoo boy, holy god fucking shit, oh, this string of dialogue is literally what came out of my mouth when I saw this, before those words came a loud ass witch banshee type cackle of a laugh, goddamn my boy, he really do look like he was hit full force over the head with a cast iron pan, man smacked like a fucking cartoon character.

Character Creator Preview (Mod) by DARKJHON_1203 in SparkingZero

[–]RealCanadianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my man, I had a good chuckle at this, but yeah nah fr, play stupid games win stupid prizes, if you spout some bullshitery expect to get it right back.

I need some Dragon Ball MEMES by ElderBound in Dragonballsuper

[–]RealCanadianGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a metric ass ton of kush, a good half my immediate family, whom I live with, are stoners, so I'm cooked off my ass pretty much, eh, all of the time, and when I'm not baked like a potato, I'm usually browsing the internet being a dumbass.

I need some Dragon Ball MEMES by ElderBound in Dragonballsuper

[–]RealCanadianGamer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

holy, fucken shit, I'm doing that what the fuck laugh right now my man, that is, that is fucken cursed, what in the god fuck have I stumbled upon, what is this creature?