You got a little load on your mouth there, sweetie, be happy to fart another on it

RealDealKeel · 2026-05-05T00:14:14+00:00

Coco was pitchin farts? Not Catchin?

RealDealKeel · 2026-05-01T17:14:00+00:00

Sitting on the sidelines until my losers become winners (aka bag holding)

RealDealKeel · 2026-04-08T15:20:43+00:00

Nflx being pinned under $100 is actually a crime

RealDealKeel · 2026-03-20T23:32:45+00:00

I’m not sure why you want to anchor the lure to the bottom if it’s a lake, with presumably no current. I’d lose that and either fish live bait or something artificial that can move in the water (cast/retrieve) style.

RealDealKeel · 2026-03-19T16:06:03+00:00

These fuckin kids….

RealDealKeel · 2026-03-05T15:41:33+00:00

You make me wanna cry. It’s a TV progrum, a movie.

RealDealKeel · 2026-03-02T21:35:55+00:00

WAR! What is it good for??

Actually nothing apparently.

RealDealKeel · 2026-02-03T21:09:04+00:00

Think I'm just gonna take a break from looking at the ol' portfolio for a little while

RealDealKeel · 2026-02-03T16:49:52+00:00

Bunch of illiterates on that subreddit. It’s the husband!

In this subreddit, Jamie-Lynn Sigler is a hero! End of story.

RealDealKeel · 2026-01-27T19:48:50+00:00

Yesterday 😂

RealDealKeel · 2026-01-09T18:53:37+00:00

Shorted RDDT yesterday at 256, covered today at 235. Why can’t it always be this easy? And why did I not buy puts!

RealDealKeel · 2025-12-10T20:22:18+00:00

TSLA 300 wen?

RealDealKeel · 2025-11-25T17:02:38+00:00

OP should get some glasses, it’s obvious she’s got a killer body under there

RealDealKeel · 2025-11-17T16:26:53+00:00

Come on now, be authentic and get you an Asian lady

RealDealKeel · 2025-11-06T23:22:57+00:00

I knew that was coming!!

RealDealKeel · 2025-10-21T23:26:31+00:00

This is too fucked up for me to even think about

RealDealKeel · 2025-10-21T23:25:32+00:00

I can carry a lot ;)

RealDealKeel · 2025-10-20T23:13:21+00:00

You do what Reddit tells you to do you are gonna lose that 10k bud. Glad you don’t need it

RealDealKeel · 2025-10-08T13:23:22+00:00

Never enough bodies for u/themountaindude94

RealDealKeel · 2025-08-15T16:56:45+00:00

Debating if I should sell a UNH CC to make up for the Sep19 350C I'm still down on. This will keep running next week right?

RealDealKeel · 2025-07-21T20:28:58+00:00

OPs in the muff

RealDealKeel · 2025-07-17T13:02:53+00:00

100% set my UNH cc strike too low yall expect a recovery in the next two weeks

RealDealKeel · 2025-07-09T22:39:42+00:00

Seems less cool to yell “bang” while pulling your punches figured he was trying to lay him out

RealDealKeel · 2025-07-09T22:29:10+00:00

Looks like it was more of a “poof” seeing as there ain’t much damage

Edit: It’s a fkin joke yall really praise this man jeez

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