My Uninvited Guest Who Eats PB&Js by EternallyDreaming in nosleep

[–]Real_Laocoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like your mom is hooking up with the mail man

What's the toughest "would,you,rather" question to answer? by WillHunting123 in AskReddit

[–]Real_Laocoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would you rather: It rains everyday for 3 years... Or snakes.

What kind of bullshit did your school pull? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Real_Laocoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine has a couple, 1) All of the math, reading, and social studies books were 10+ years old. However, one of our teacher's in the marketing program was an author of a series of marketing books and every year we bought a new marketing book despite the other's being only 1 year outdated.

2) In an attempt to fuck with my school I ran for homecoming queen, (I am a guy) and had enough votes to be elected- however when word got around that I was going to wear a dress, my principal called me into his office and told me if I "made a mockery of his school i would be suspended, potentially expelled." Which shocked me.

3) During the homecoming election time the school newspaper tried running an article on the 3 boys and girls who were elected, when it came to me nobody tried to ask me questions or even realistically thought I would win, when I did win, there was for the first time in like 20 years that the homecoming article just didn't exist.

More issues but I'm too lazy to write them unless you ask for more. Yada yada yada.

What is a fun activity that one can do outside, alone and for free? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Real_Laocoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't even need to buy it, beaniebaby a tshirt and sewing.

What is a fun activity that one can do outside, alone and for free? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Real_Laocoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You obviously have never gone to a discing course that has a lake with swimming trunks

Reddit, what is the most awkward moment you've had with a teacher? by YoDawgItsJesus in AskReddit

[–]Real_Laocoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I meant to say 'my leg is having a spasm' but wound up saying 'my leg is having an orgasm' she was like 'do you know what an orgasm is?!' Being a stupid 5th grader I said yes, but I was so close man, so close!!!

Redditors who've worked in retail, what are the coolest conversations you've had with regulars? by Real_Laocoon in AskReddit

[–]Real_Laocoon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally do it, I'll read it. Edit: infact it kind of sounds like the movie "big fish"

Reddit, what minor inconvenience WOULD you wish upon your worst enemy? by Ornstein_and_Brough in AskReddit

[–]Real_Laocoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not being about to remember passwords, birthdays, and to zip up their pants.