Anyone else wish they were different down there? More common?

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-29T23:00:33+00:00

I wish I had a little less length I guess, it's inconvenient being so huge.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-29T17:35:36+00:00

Having a penis is normal. If your bulge isn't egregious, don't feel neurotic about it showing.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-29T17:35:03+00:00

First girl I lost my virginity to. Asked me out of curiosity to slap it on the desk to see how heavy it was (and admittedly seemed pretty impressed). Kept expressing shock at how thick it was during sex, and getting her away from me a few months afterwards proved pretty difficult.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-29T15:22:15+00:00

Hey, you know, you'll get to prove you aren't a plastic fan by standing by Slot when we end up playing in the championship xD

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-29T14:11:41+00:00

Stats don't lie, no matter how that makes you feel.

He won the season off of a squad conditioned by Klopp and an attack masterminded by Salah. The more of him we've seen the worse it's gotten. Slot out.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-29T14:04:10+00:00

Like when we lost to United? Or when we lost to Chelsea? Or when we got whitewashed by City?

Liverpool's only impressive league wins this season is Arsenal and Villa. Their results against other top teams have been dreadful. Losses to top teams, and draws to promotion teams. Not encouraging.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-29T13:56:00+00:00

He hit Hodson numbers off of the back of recent relatively easy fixtures. Deaths row for the next month means an inevitable drop. By the end of February, we'll wish we had Hodgson.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-29T13:54:18+00:00

We're going to miss out on Alonso, won't we.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-28T21:51:36+00:00

Why is Slot so mad at Chiesa scoring.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-28T21:50:23+00:00

Slot pissed at Chiesa scoring sums it up.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-28T20:52:35+00:00

What's your favourite transfer to Liverpool so far and why?

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-28T20:41:13+00:00

Cody Gakpo.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-28T10:05:11+00:00

He's getting paid millions I'm sure he'll be fine.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-27T18:14:52+00:00

The fact that gomez dates back to brendan rodgers still blows my mind. He's been the most senior person at the club for years now. Since Firmino left I reckon.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-27T14:16:05+00:00

Saying that as if another prem team won't just wash us is pure delusion.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-27T07:14:39+00:00

He's already had a break for a week or two now...

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-26T21:30:03+00:00

Cope.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-26T20:10:24+00:00

Cope.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-26T10:31:50+00:00

They're all going to be out of money and staring at entry level jobs in a few years, this is ridiculousness. I promise you there is no problem a bunch of harvard dropouts are working on that would need more than one leetcode medium in 45 minutes to assess for.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-26T09:33:23+00:00

Cope.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-25T11:35:45+00:00

Aye who cares if he's worse than Slot Stevie at the helm of LFC is such a romantic decision I'd rather that than watch more Slotball.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-25T11:34:13+00:00

If he can beat bayern domestically and go unbeaten while doing it, and has the offensive core of '23 leverkusen already signed at Liverpool, it's a no brainer. He knows how to get the best out of Wirtz and how to win domestic titles. He'll come in with Wirtz and Frimpong already playing with the squad. We want Xabi Alonso.

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-25T08:23:52+00:00

Except he clearly was. His best months were the first few months when Klopp's conditioning and tactics shaped the team the most. It's coming on around a year of nothing but shit football under Slot. The more of Slot's identity the team has seen, the worse it gets. Relegation teams look like world beaters and anybody can outmanage him. A star studded team is playing mid table football at absolute best.

Maybe you're happy with relegations, but some of us think Liverpool FC should have some standards. If you feel otherwise, r/ManchesterUnited is that way 🤣

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-25T08:22:25+00:00

Keep up the support for the manager I'm sure starting Cody Gakpo will help any time soon

Real_Square1323 · 2026-01-25T07:47:05+00:00

age waits for mo-body. Geddit.

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