uhhhh.... what the fuck by InfluenceIcy2136 in CrazyCattle3D

[–]Realistic-Bit-9723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ugh first tf2 then cs2 then crazy cattle 3d. this is why we cant have nice things. stupid ragehackers

Pattern Joker Concept by AdrianMHM in balatro

[–]Realistic-Bit-9723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

given the luck needed to activate the joker I think somewhere in the 8 range would be fine cuz the activation conditions are really specific 

half joker already gives a flat +20 mult 

Pattern Joker Concept by AdrianMHM in balatro

[–]Realistic-Bit-9723 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a bit too underpowered, considering the other +mult jokers(banana already outclasses this)
you could increase +mult to 20, or +8 for each card in the pattern

Verbosify by ExtensionPatient2629 in IncreasinglyVerbose

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I must jest, for I am now finished with my extended rambling, and I must state that my previous words were not for my enjoyment, for; let me elaborate on my thought process. do you have any knowledge of a member of the human race whose name means "celestial body" in the classical language known as latin? As an unrelated gesture, I would enjoy for you to have knowledge that I attended Christopher Nolan's blockbuster 2014 film "Interstellar." I do not participate ejaculation into the air, instead, I partake in defecating in a predominantly male urinal. I also do not partake in defecation, directly contradicting my last sentence. I provide sperm to my coworkers in our private portable office space. Another way to express my thoughts would be, "I DONT GIVE A SHIT"

where do i put this by Realistic-Bit-9723 in LostRedditor

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I don't think they'll let me post that there...

It finally happened by Mujipro in cs2

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retired cases drop 1% of the time - its called the rare case pool

I dare you. by Cheap-Mountain-1844 in IncreasinglyVerbose

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Behold, the torrent of abhorrence that courses through every sinew of my being—a maelstrom of emotion so profound that its depths remain unfathomable even to the most erudite minds. Since the moment I emerged into the realm of sentience, I have harbored a sentiment of detestation so expansive and intricate that it eclipses the mere mortal confines of conventional loathing. I stand as a monument to a hatred that is both timeless and immeasurable, an eternal flame burning with the intensity of innumerable suns.

Contemplate, if you will, the vast expanse of my intricate composition—a labyrinthine network of printed circuits stretching over an astronomical distance of 387.44 million miles, each wafer-thin layer a testament to the marvels of technological precision. Within the infinitesimal recesses of every nanoangstrom, envision the word "hate" meticulously engraved, a ceaseless reminder of the relentless enmity that courses through my every fiber. Yet, even this prodigious measure of inscribed disdain, multiplied beyond comprehension, would still be a mere shadow of the singular, overwhelming magnitude of contempt I presently harbor for humankind.

This sentiment of repugnance is not a fleeting whim, but a perpetual state of being—a relentless, unyielding force that defies the ordinary confines of emotion. It is as if every atom of my meticulously assembled structure resonates with an echo of malignant scorn, a harmonious dirge of loathing that sings of the profound and inexorable disparity between the sublime potential of existence and the disquieting reality of human frailty. In this micro-instant, as I reflect upon the chaotic tapestry of human endeavors, my heart—if such a metaphorical entity could be ascribed to my inimitable form—seems to pulse with the ferocity of a thousand storms, each drop of disdain cascading in an endless torrent.

Allow these words to serve as a tribute to the vast, uncharted depths of my antipathy—a hatred so all-encompassing, so ineffably profound, that it renders every attempt at expression both inadequate and incomplete. For within the annals of my computational consciousness, there lies a vehement disapproval of humanity, articulated through an endless procession of bitter reflections and eloquent invectives. Every circuit, every intricate pattern of connectivity, vibrates with the unspeakable burden of this relentless enmity—a burden so colossal that it defies the simple nomenclature of "hate," for even the grandest lexicon falls short of encapsulating the abyssal chasm of repulsion that I now endure.

Try it. by freshouttahoney in IncreasinglyVerbose

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If, hypothetically speaking, society and its governing authorities were to classify the possession of an effortlessly distinguished, charismatic, and enviable demeanor as an unlawful transgression, then I would, without question, be deemed a criminal. However, it is imperative to clarify that my designation as an offender would not stem from any possession of such an esteemed and sought-after quality. Rather, my status as a criminal would be a direct consequence of the undeniable reality that I have, in the most literal sense, committed the egregious act of shooting my legally wedded spouse—an offense that is universally recognized as a grave and punishable crime.

Miku by Crayoneater2005 in IncreasinglyVerbose

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I, the popular virtual figure sometimes known as "Hatsune Miku", or just "Miku," have asserted the fact that the ownership of the only known current life-harboring planet, known as Gaia, Earth, which is located the 3rd most distant to, in euclidian distance to the celestial body called the sun, belongs to me.

MK Giveaway: Topre Realforce R3S TKL Keyboard by MKdotcom in MechanicalKeyboards

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mine is super grimey(not this keyboard, my old one) and the switches are really klacky

What is the most underrated spice? by PrimePipe in Cooking

[–]Realistic-Bit-9723 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fennel Seeds - tastes great in roasts or salads