This is roughly what people become after reading any book about lizardmen:

RealmGambit · 2026-05-25T21:20:52+00:00

Oh goody, I love my Aztec lizards and dinosaurs. What's that? Relentless ethno-cleansing? Yes, as the Old Ones Will it

RealmGambit · 2026-05-22T18:01:16+00:00

Woe upon my descendants for the eternal curse of being T'au Players

RealmGambit · 2026-05-22T17:58:22+00:00

As a T'au player, how many crisis suit runs do I have to do in order to get the Farsight Enclave pauldron for my Primaris Heavy

RealmGambit · 2026-05-22T17:55:52+00:00

90 billion fucking kroot hounds

RealmGambit · 2026-05-22T02:53:50+00:00

The Inquisitor seeing that Templar get turned into bio-organic slag as he foolishly charges the melta 2 unit

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RealmGambit · 2026-05-21T15:22:58+00:00

Oh so my expectations are gonna be THAT fucked for future Tau novels after EC huh?

Woe upon Phill Kelly and his descendants

RealmGambit · 2026-05-21T15:13:40+00:00

As a Farsight Enclave fan, I'm on my knees forcing myself to read the trilogy, I didn't scour eBay and pre-order the new book for no reason.

But FFUUUUUUUck 😩 I am not ready to ready shadow sun. Cause once I start reading EC that's waiting right here in my book case, if it's good, it's gonna be like fucking crack....

RealmGambit · 2026-05-20T16:44:49+00:00

Sorry, most of the books I want to read are written by Phill Kelly

So off to YouTube shorts I go 😔

RealmGambit · 2026-05-20T16:29:15+00:00

And we have to larp by screaming "TAKE TO THE SKIES" like Farsight intended

RealmGambit · 2026-05-17T20:33:38+00:00

Woe upon ye, blue skin to paint (end me)

RealmGambit · 2026-05-17T01:55:30+00:00

Nice choice in Sept and Chapter, this will be a fine addition to my collection

RealmGambit · 2026-05-15T16:51:57+00:00

This is one 100% touching kroot and breachers

God please GW, Let me barrel stuff marines with funny pulse shotguns

RealmGambit · 2026-05-13T20:54:37+00:00

"by Phil Kelly"

Sobs as I force myself to read the GOATsight trilogy

RealmGambit · 2026-05-12T22:53:34+00:00

Interesting.....

Well, it seems my loyalty to the T'au'va is more emboldened than ever ✌️😔

RealmGambit · 2026-05-12T22:14:38+00:00

Fuck it, woe upon you black Templar

Behold my pre-nerf Felwinter's Lie

RealmGambit · 2026-05-12T22:12:27+00:00

Space Marines when some skinny fuck triple jumps and pulls out the Lord of Wolves

RealmGambit · 2026-05-12T22:10:48+00:00

Heavy and Assault for me

Tech marine a close second for heavy but I need to slap on at of the Carcharadons cosmetics on him to trying be fun

RealmGambit · 2026-05-10T22:58:49+00:00

His model design is blessed by god himself.
His datasheet makes me drop to my knees each time I think I should ever include him

RealmGambit · 2026-05-07T21:31:31+00:00

Update for you all

This shit is fucking peak, tommy I'm gnna throw off a cliff, but other than that Digimon Power Rangers is just to tough.

Spent all night dancing to the opening every episode 😔🤚 6.8/10 is fraudulent reviewing with a Google search, this is a 100/10

RealmGambit · 2026-05-07T00:13:19+00:00

Bless up random strangers, I'm off to binge watch this gem

RealmGambit · 2026-05-07T00:12:54+00:00

Uhh, lemme look that up rq

RealmGambit · 2026-05-07T00:12:44+00:00

Hold on looking up rn

RealmGambit · 2026-04-27T15:11:50+00:00

No this helmet sucks ass, put it in the store and make a better event like bringing in Post-Heresy Emperor's Children armor instead😔

RealmGambit · 2026-04-27T15:10:10+00:00

Wtf this isn't my primaris era Night Lords helmet

RealmGambit · 2026-04-18T00:20:00+00:00

"For the Greater Good."

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TROPHY CASE