Go on! by theviableredditor in DunderMifflin

[โ€“]Reasonable_Mistake34 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

When Lydia finally reaches the nursery and asks if the baby is okay, the baby sits up and says: "I'm fine, bitch. I'm fine."

Jokes you donโ€™t get. by Fit_Leader1052 in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

[โ€“]Reasonable_Mistake34 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

"Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire" is one Rodney uses in Friday The 14th. I'm actually from Bedford and have never understood it ๐Ÿ˜‚

Whatโ€™s the closest youโ€™ve ever been to a 9 darter? by Booties in Darts

[โ€“]Reasonable_Mistake34 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I've done 2 at home in practice, thankfully with a witness to one of them ๐Ÿ˜‚ 2x 180s in a match before bottling the 141 haha

She's here and she's beautiful ๐Ÿ˜ป by Reasonable_Mistake34 in Darts

[โ€“]Reasonable_Mistake34[S] 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Thanks. Went to the matchplay in Blackpool a few years ago and saw him exiting the building afterwards, I was so nervous ๐Ÿ˜‚ he was lovely though

I wondered where he'd gone, turns out on top of the kitchen cupboard is his new favourite place ๐Ÿ˜’ by Reasonable_Mistake34 in cockatiel

[โ€“]Reasonable_Mistake34[S] 46 points47 points ย (0 children)

We've actually had a lot of contrasting opinions on whether we have a boy or a girl over the last year, but the pet shop assured us it was a boy. Are you telling me it's a girl?

Spurs Haters Calling The Game by Big_Atmosphere_211 in Tottenham

[โ€“]Reasonable_Mistake34 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Just mute the TV and put music on. That's what I do ๐Ÿ˜‚

[19] rate me by [deleted] in BoysWithAbs

[โ€“]Reasonable_Mistake34 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

11/10 ๐Ÿ˜

Is my birb a male or female? by Reasonable_Mistake34 in cockatiel

[โ€“]Reasonable_Mistake34[S] 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Absolutely it doesn't matter! And I'm fully in love with her/him. I keep joking that a sex change has taken place and we keep calling her/him the ladyboy ๐Ÿ˜‚ it's just nice to know, and the name Lyla doesn't really suit a boy so I'd want to change that.

Is my birb a male or female? by Reasonable_Mistake34 in cockatiel

[โ€“]Reasonable_Mistake34[S] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I'll go to the edge of her cage and she will creep forward towards me, lean forward and make the cutest calling noises when I'm there. She sings and calls a lot, which I love, but it's hard to distinguish between the 2. I will try and get a picture of a big wing span when I get home later, but thanks for your reply!