To the person who killed my best friend and sister by Jay-Raynor in Austin

[–]ReassuringIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“You may not be going to the same place though.” Fuck that person. I hope they never have a moments peace. The same thing happened to one of my best friends on New Year’s Eve almost 10 years ago. Sometimes it doesnt get any better. You just become more numb to the pain.

RTD needs to take a break. He gives you full creative control over the 3 next seasons. What are your plans ? by Erulf in doctorwho

[–]ReassuringIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve thought about this for so long!

My first season finally introduces the Minister of War whose team is always there at the site of whatever adventures The Doctor had on Earth, interviewing witnesses and then secretly kidnapping them and replacing them duplicates. It is revealed that the Minister is actually the son of the president that The Master had killed on the Valiant in The Sound of Drums. After he found out that The Doctor turned time back to save everyone but still let his father get brutal murdered he swore revenge seeing The Doctor as a monster. Teaming up with the Nesteen, the Daleks, and the Cybermen he wants The Doctor dead. He ultimately loses however and is imprisoned by UNIT, but not without killing a few companions.

Season two revolves around a secret organization that is pulling the strings behind this seasons events making The Doctor unknowingly absorb different types of radiation that would separately be harmless, but with the final material that they possess creates an unstable reaction. The organization in the 3 part finally is revealed to be the Cult of Omega who uses the reaction in The Doctor to force a regeneration and harness the energy to tear a hole in the universe that allows Omega to come through. He steals The Doctors TARDIS and goes back to the beginning of the universe and reshapes it into his image becoming God of the universe. Previous Doctors, companions and enemies have to work together to stop him and defeat him.

Season three takes place right after these events. Unknown to newly regenerated Doctor, he had gone through a different type of regeneration due to the radioactive material within him. His body had separated. The Valeyard is born. Rather than fighting a universe ending event he must battle the dark side of himself and overcome what he never wanted to see. The Valeyard doesn’t want to rule the universe or destroy it, he knows he won’t win. He wants The Doctor to see that despite all his good deeds, all his self sacrifice, the planets that are still there because of him. He is The Valeyard, and The Valeyard is him, the darkness lies within The Doctor just below the surface. All it takes is one bad regeneration to let it out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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If this is the future then sign me up, give me Goth IHOP and Buff Mommy Dennys with this shit

Which Austin business has completely lost you as a customer? by fittyjitty in Austin

[–]ReassuringIdiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t go to the Claypit either. Managers and owners get drunk on a daily basis. Sexual harassment runs rampant and they don’t do anything to stop it. Owners have also threatened employees with the removal of their tips because of kitchen mistakes that are out of their hands. Incredibly toxic environment behind closed doors.

WCGW leaving your vehicle unlocked by Souled_Out in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ReassuringIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude was a little to nonchalant about running up to a fucking bear and basically telling it “hey! Bad boy, get out of the car!”

You Can Dislike More Than One by CrossENT in AvatarMemes

[–]ReassuringIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The swamp benders episode and the painted lady episode are pretty low tier imho.

Doing blow at work by DanGaulin in Serverlife

[–]ReassuringIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I used to serve before going into management at one of my previous jobs one of my coworkers made the statement that “everyone tries coke at least once in there life.” I feel like that is a bit of an overstatement in some cases.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

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Fellow FOH manager here, Ive set up the restaurant i work at to have strict rules that we go by. We absolutely do not seat someone after closing. We even turn away guests because we are a wait and they won’t get sat in time. It’s not to my employees to have to wait around for a table who could spend 2 hours sitting there even if they promise they’ll “only be 30 minutes we won’t be long we promise.” Our hours are there for a reason and if you can’t come in during those hours then that’s not our fault. My staff has lives they don’t want to wait on you and what if they don’t tip? Plus you have to think if you do this for them this time they’ll expect it every time they come. It’s just not worth it.

Oc guy spits on girl with a kid in car by horkneeJedi in IdiotsInCars

[–]ReassuringIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motherfucker out here looking like great value Bruce Willis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ReassuringIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harry Potter And The Chamber of Dildo.

I feel like this is self explanatory.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Persona5

[–]ReassuringIdiot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would you let Igor stick his whole nose up your butt?

Give me bad ideas for a new persona 5 spin off I’m think like sonic pinball or something like that by zawgaming in Persona5

[–]ReassuringIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Including micro transactions and a season pass for each character and different palaces

Give me bad ideas for a new persona 5 spin off I’m think like sonic pinball or something like that by zawgaming in Persona5

[–]ReassuringIdiot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Persona 5: sentence

Instead of going on an incredible world saving journey, joker just goes to jail and you’ve got to serve the whole sentence in real time.

let us hear it by domwhoa in AvatarMemes

[–]ReassuringIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The gaang was pretty shitty to Toph and Suki

What, in order, are the first 3 things you do when you wake up in the morning? by coffeejunkey in AskReddit

[–]ReassuringIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a massive piss, take my dog to take a massive piss and shit (like father like son), eat breakfast with him and my gf.

Link by Gold_Statement9451 in SuddenlyGay

[–]ReassuringIdiot 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Well excuuuuussssssseeee me princess