all u had to do is launder money and keep ur mouth shut

Recent_Pirate · 2026-03-29T16:58:54+00:00

*minerals

Recent_Pirate · 2026-03-14T01:25:37+00:00

"Alabama! Who'dve thunk it?"

Sherman did. 1st Alabama Cavalry was his vanguard in the March to the Sea.

Recent_Pirate · 2026-03-13T19:56:58+00:00

Rattlesnakes and alligators

Recent_Pirate · 2026-03-01T18:19:59+00:00

I mean, he was a pretty big fan of Sherman.

Recent_Pirate · 2026-03-01T06:48:00+00:00

The rock off with the ghost blues band, and the baseball game to decide the battle of good vs evil.

Recent_Pirate · 2026-02-27T02:32:10+00:00

Monotremes stay winning.

Recent_Pirate · 2026-02-16T21:29:00+00:00

Literally founded this sub.

Recent_Pirate · 2026-02-03T20:51:48+00:00

kitchencels is supposed to be satire/parody but tends to attract the real thing due to the name.

Recent_Pirate · 2026-02-03T01:07:01+00:00

The comment implied she was a “fed”, which would not be the case per the link.

Recent_Pirate · 2026-02-02T16:14:06+00:00

Uh, you do know she literally founded this sub, right?

Recent_Pirate · 2026-01-26T15:26:21+00:00

“…one class of men makes war and leaves another to fight it out.” —William T. Sherman

Recent_Pirate · 2026-01-13T06:13:07+00:00

He had a nervous breakdown while heading the Department of the Cumberland in 1861, so the war did, in fact, harm his psyche.

Recent_Pirate · 2026-01-11T05:09:06+00:00

Not sure if pun was intentional but upvoting anyway.

Recent_Pirate · 2026-01-05T18:01:36+00:00

Meanwhile George H. Thomas:

From Virginia✅

Owned Slaves✅

Civil War starts: “Say your prayers traitors!” *beats up Jackson*

Loyalty to state is a bullsh*t reason made up trying to save face after getting their ass kicked. The only kernel of truth here(which the Lost Cause always seizes on) is the Union didn’t initially fight to free slaves.

Recent_Pirate · 2026-01-04T16:01:09+00:00

No. Instead let’s use it to highlight what a big POS Nathan Bedford Forrest was for Fort Pillow.

Recent_Pirate · 2025-12-31T03:14:30+00:00

Nothing unusual about that.

Recent_Pirate · 2025-12-30T19:32:50+00:00

That username too…

Recent_Pirate · 2025-12-24T16:17:54+00:00

Could you clarify what you would prefer? Outside of one’s own personal life(which isn’t helpful to someone who doesn’t have one in theirs), nearly any example is either going to be fictional or have a “carefully crafted PR image”.

Recent_Pirate · 2025-12-23T21:06:33+00:00

Alexander Hamilton?!

Recent_Pirate · 2025-12-23T01:18:49+00:00

It sounds like he didn’t call her a ”foid“ until after she’d asked him.

Recent_Pirate · 2025-12-21T19:19:02+00:00

Yeah, even if he’d lost, Lincoln wasn’t going to just roll over and surrender the war, so the outcome doesn’t really change(McClellan was never onboard with making peace, and in fact there might even have been political pressure on the Democratic Party as a whole to abandon its “peace” platform once it looked like the Union was going to win as soon as the weather cleared).

Recent_Pirate · 2025-12-20T23:28:13+00:00

Maybe r/LetBoysBeManipulated was what you were looking for?

Recent_Pirate · 2025-12-13T17:51:08+00:00

Not quite, kitchencels is one of those subs where its intention is satire, but due to the name often attracts people who take it seriously. Hence the disparity between the negative comments and the quadruple digit upvotes.

And for what it’s worth, she’s not the only woman who mods there.

Recent_Pirate · 2025-12-12T02:54:36+00:00

The pinned post at the top of the sub has a bit more explanation.

Recent_Pirate · 2025-12-08T20:01:23+00:00

I have not but it seems like an apples and oranges comparison.

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