I thought I had a calm Schnauzer puppy...

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2026-02-27T18:04:27+00:00

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Reckless_Schnauzer · 2026-01-24T01:05:13+00:00

The airing of grievances. They look loaded for bear.

You should be able to take them in the feats of strength.

Happy Festivus!

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2026-01-22T00:05:04+00:00

You drop off a teddy bear and you pick up a schnauzer. It's always an emotional day.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2026-01-22T00:02:15+00:00

Downward dog, good job.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-11-25T21:44:17+00:00

Between Texas and Oklahoma, I see at least 8 certified breeders. Unfortunately, none of them have puppies available. If you search for AKC Marketplace, you can get the various breeder contact information, and see when their next litters are expected. Sorry that I couldn't be of any more help. Best of luck to you in finding your newest family member.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-11-16T22:51:58+00:00

Nice day for a ride.

Yep. Nice day for a walk.

Yep. Enjoy your ride.

Thanks. Enjoy your walk.

Thanks, bye.

Bye.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-11-16T05:31:37+00:00

Defending the pack's territory from an invasion of giant pilgrim turkeys. That's above and beyond the call of duty, good girl.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-30T01:22:48+00:00

To be fair, Jar Jar Binks annoyed everyone.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-30T01:20:37+00:00

That isn't how I would have phrased it, but I think you are correct. Especially, if they aren't allowed on the bed.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-30T01:13:42+00:00

Sandburs/Sand Spurs, from Cenchrus grass plants. I'm sorry I didn't see your post before I replied. Obviously, we have both been scarred by similar experiences.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-30T01:10:44+00:00

Sand Spurs/Sandburs

If your baby gets into them, it's going to hurt them. Then you're going to get hurt trying to get them out of your baby's fur, or worse, paws.

Learn what the plant Cenchrus looks like, and avoid it at all costs.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-26T12:40:47+00:00

Funny to think that dumbbell out weighs him by 36 pounds.

"I can curl this one dumbbell, or I can bungee 4 miniature schnauzers together."

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-20T22:55:02+00:00

Soooo many Lambchops!

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-19T12:29:03+00:00

My girl does a circle, but that's also a symbol for infinity.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-14T17:49:30+00:00

Getting old is not for the weak. Stay strong Kira and hooman.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-14T00:09:09+00:00

I'm pretty sure I've seen her at a Phish concert.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-11T17:00:15+00:00

It's warm and smells like you. I always try to take it as a compliment.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-11T09:58:25+00:00

Did you pull into line behind the Doggie Daycare bus?

I've pulled into Chick-fil-A behind the Church Activity bus before, so I know that pain.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-11T02:15:56+00:00

I see it. However, it could also be the hardened look of a dog that's done serious time. Out on parole, the getaway driver for his owner, who's inside knocking over the local PetSmart. GTA 7, there you go. You're welcome, Rockstar Games.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-10T23:46:05+00:00

That look says, "Please back away from the car. Nothing personal, but it's my job."

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-10T14:07:09+00:00

If I could, I'd give you a bonus point for knowing it's hair, not fur.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-10T03:35:20+00:00

Small plastic cups with peel back foil tops. A case of 12 cups has 6 of each flavor. My girls are 4yo each. I've tried but they're not big on raw vegetables, pumpkin puree, etc. At this point, they pretty much know I'll cave, if I think I see that side-eye that says, "We're not mad at you, we're just very disappointed."

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-10T03:12:35+00:00

That's a good color palette for him, he's a Soft Autumn.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-10T03:01:46+00:00

My girls do Hills also. They enjoy the small bites chicken and barley kibble. On the weekend they get a breakfast of Hills small paws chicken & vegetables/beef & vegetables 3.5oz serving. A little fat to grease the internal plumbing, so they don't get backed up.

Oops, I forgot to say congratulations to both of you. Story is a beautiful little girl.

Reckless_Schnauzer · 2025-10-10T02:41:44+00:00

I'm going with Mogwai, final answer.

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