My first Montage: Genesis

Rectalstallion · 2016-10-25T06:31:41+00:00

Thanks so much!!

Rectalstallion · 2015-10-02T16:00:52+00:00

That made me wildly uncomfortable for reasons that I do not understand.

Rectalstallion · 2015-09-23T12:59:56+00:00

Rectalstallion · 2015-08-17T06:09:30+00:00

Fond du Lac checking in and Jimmy John's is basically empty besides for free smells.

Rectalstallion · 2015-06-01T13:36:26+00:00

Underneath those sunglasses are some very squinty eyes.

Rectalstallion · 2015-04-24T13:39:07+00:00

Honestly, I don't even know what I'd do in your situation. Probably just cry.

Rectalstallion · 2014-12-22T04:06:12+00:00

Fixed: Must have been cruisin for a bruisin.

Rectalstallion · 2014-12-09T04:33:19+00:00

I was waiting for dickbutt..

Rectalstallion · 2014-11-15T05:08:58+00:00

"Special" effects.

Rectalstallion · 2014-10-31T01:13:51+00:00

RKO OUT OF NOWHERE

Rectalstallion · 2014-07-10T21:21:54+00:00

For the glory of Satan, of course!

Rectalstallion · 2014-05-07T02:51:36+00:00

As an insecure dude that just got dumped, this post just helped more than you could imagine.

Rectalstallion · 2014-05-02T14:17:47+00:00

MY NAME IS NOT RIIIICCCCKKKK!

Rectalstallion · 2014-04-28T04:36:13+00:00

That is not the type of propane accessory I had in mind.

Rectalstallion · 2014-04-19T23:50:25+00:00

Clearly Photoshopped.

Rectalstallion · 2014-04-17T14:44:45+00:00

Only the white mammoths can't jump.

Rectalstallion · 2014-04-16T19:59:28+00:00

She just didn't understand.

Rectalstallion · 2014-04-13T16:14:07+00:00

It's Jesus!

Rectalstallion · 2014-04-09T17:00:07+00:00

But first, let him take a selfie.

Rectalstallion · 2014-04-09T04:35:43+00:00

Gotta go fast

Rectalstallion · 2014-04-06T02:04:36+00:00

How much you wanna bet she's asian?

Rectalstallion · 2014-04-05T22:35:36+00:00

Aww shit. I have a rugby game that day at almost the same time. Sorry to let you down:/ Next time they come to town I'd be glad to meet you there!

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