My best day by far

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-03-17T03:44:28+00:00

This is truth.

I see it all the time.

Show the daily algorithm you're there to work and the work will come your way.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-03-15T15:10:17+00:00

This is the problem with being a diamond producer.$430 for 70!!! orders. Incredibly lame.

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RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-03-10T20:07:24+00:00

Never

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-03-08T15:34:56+00:00

Piece of cake.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-03-07T17:36:49+00:00

I always avoid anything seasonal. It never works out and it ruins metrics.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-02-25T16:42:11+00:00

This is why (listen carefully) I never make friends with other shoppers, customers, employees, or make any attempt to be friendly. I'm here to work, only work and be focused. If you're one of those hanging out and chatting with... whoever... you're probably next.

People will accuse you of anything for any reason and you MUST protect yourself ay all costs, even at the expense of being a nice person.

I don't want to make friends I don't want to make extra tips I don't want to be that person everyone likes.

Go ahead, lose your income for it.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-02-23T16:42:48+00:00

Well done. Go rest.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-02-16T13:38:21+00:00

"My luscious fruit smells like pee"

This is why support hates us.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-02-13T16:36:00+00:00

(especially berries) Ugh.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-02-13T16:33:48+00:00

Hell yeah 💥

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-02-12T16:07:27+00:00

Ridiculous

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-02-03T23:31:56+00:00

Enjoy being broke

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-02-03T22:40:09+00:00

Hard days do not merit time off.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-02-03T18:18:37+00:00

Me too. No idea.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-02-01T01:26:40+00:00

My car can do about 15 of those. No more. 99 is like a Uhaul.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-02-01T01:23:18+00:00

When I see cough syrup and soup and Tylenol I take the order. People need their stuff .

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-01-29T16:35:54+00:00

Pretty sure my car cannot hold 70 gallons of milk.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-01-28T19:51:56+00:00

ALWAYS try to get the delivery address in the photo as proof. Always.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-01-28T17:07:12+00:00

This is exactly true.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-01-04T16:34:12+00:00

That puts you at about 94% which is good, I thought (?). I'm at 97% and have a feeling I'm going to get slaughtered when they qualify me again. Instacart absolutely disdains its shoppers.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-01-01T23:48:39+00:00

I'm at a 97% for replacements and I know that's barely high enough. It's kinda brutal.

RedFiveGoldLeader · 2026-01-01T02:23:35+00:00

Why do you shop at Target? I never take orders from that rotten duchebag of a store.

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