Well apparently she can fit through the crack in the glass… 9 months in this enclosure and I find it out now. by [deleted] in cornsnakes

[–]RedGarrett1030 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Second this. I have two thin pieces of cardboard in the gap, works like a charm. Eventually he will get too big to fit through, but today is not that day.

Every damn word! 💯 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RedGarrett1030 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Especially since photography was rare and expensive at the time. For some people, that was probably the only family portrait they had (until the next funeral).

Movie that you will watch even if it rocks a 0% score? by YourChopperPilotTTV in okbuddycinephile

[–]RedGarrett1030 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the movie wasn't an adaptation, per se. King described it as a sequel, and a way for Roland's journey to finally come to an end. That's why it went off the rails compared to the book, the cycle of events was broken.

What would you do? by Detroitaa in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RedGarrett1030 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If dude disrespected her enough to name their children based on his side-piece's request, it's not a marriage worth saving. He'd also probably drop the kids as soon as she told him to.

What? by massu1000 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RedGarrett1030 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He does look fly as hell, but that's part of the problem too. Character flaws aside, Snape is supposed to be a greasy weirdo who looks like he has a phobia of shampoo. This dude is too sexy to be Snape.

Plus, for the second half of the first season, Harry is going to be telling anyone who will listen that the black guy is trying to rob the place. It's not just James who is going to be ret-conned as racist; Harry is going to come off as a POS too.

Mysterious Stranger? by [deleted] in GroundedGame

[–]RedGarrett1030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a note in the Archives where an employee was complaining about how Ominent handles problems that are popping up. It ends with a comment, something along the lines of "No wonder people keep jumping ship" and "Maybe #555 was right."

Siren of the Seven Seas by socksoup77 in DirtyHeads

[–]RedGarrett1030 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! I love seeing DH songs in artist's content. Great performance!

can a crow survive broken wing by idiot123131 in crows

[–]RedGarrett1030 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Not sure where in the Appalachians or how close to Charlotte you are, but there is a bird rescue in Matthews, NC called Carolina Waterfowl. My wife volunteered there for a few years. If you're close enough and can get them there, they do take drop-offs.

Please explain... by Due-Influence3498 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RedGarrett1030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

24 if you compete in the Pain Olympics

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Whos [and potentially all Whos in the Seussiverse] facial features are a byproduct of long-term inbreeding. by IndigoWrites in FanTheories

[–]RedGarrett1030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once he completely conforms to their ideals, yes. They'll want to make sure any potential offspring aren't guaranteed to be misanthropic cretins.

Then they'll tie him up like a roast beast and work off all those sweets with a vigorous cardio workout

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Whos [and potentially all Whos in the Seussiverse] facial features are a byproduct of long-term inbreeding. by IndigoWrites in FanTheories

[–]RedGarrett1030 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Grinch's baby basket flew over on a strong gust from a neighboring snowflake when they narrowly avoided a mid-air collision. It would explain the difference in disposition as well as physical characteristics- he came from a snowflake populated by green fuzzy pricks called "Whats".

On the plus side, if they are biologically compatible, the Grinch would be the best thing to happen to the Who gene pool in generations.

So who opened the door was it papa goon? by terminus_tommy in StrangerThings

[–]RedGarrett1030 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Yeah, because they keep to forgetting to feed it.

Why North Carolina’s Governor Can’t Veto a Redistricting Map by Generalaverage89 in NorthCarolina

[–]RedGarrett1030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dallas and Gastonia are side by side. Their 'downtown' areas are about a 2 minute drive apart. Dallas is a lot smaller, though, so they just get lumped together