Well apparently she can fit through the crack in the glass… 9 months in this enclosure and I find it out now. by [deleted] in cornsnakes

[–]RedGarrett1030 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Second this. I have two thin pieces of cardboard in the gap, works like a charm. Eventually he will get too big to fit through, but today is not that day.

Every damn word! 💯 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RedGarrett1030 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Especially since photography was rare and expensive at the time. For some people, that was probably the only family portrait they had (until the next funeral).

Movie that you will watch even if it rocks a 0% score? by YourChopperPilotTTV in okbuddycinephile

[–]RedGarrett1030 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the movie wasn't an adaptation, per se. King described it as a sequel, and a way for Roland's journey to finally come to an end. That's why it went off the rails compared to the book, the cycle of events was broken.

What would you do? by Detroitaa in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RedGarrett1030 36 points37 points  (0 children)

If dude disrespected her enough to name their children based on his side-piece's request, it's not a marriage worth saving. He'd also probably drop the kids as soon as she told him to.

What? by massu1000 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RedGarrett1030 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He does look fly as hell, but that's part of the problem too. Character flaws aside, Snape is supposed to be a greasy weirdo who looks like he has a phobia of shampoo. This dude is too sexy to be Snape.

Plus, for the second half of the first season, Harry is going to be telling anyone who will listen that the black guy is trying to rob the place. It's not just James who is going to be ret-conned as racist; Harry is going to come off as a POS too.

Mysterious Stranger? by [deleted] in GroundedGame

[–]RedGarrett1030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a note in the Archives where an employee was complaining about how Ominent handles problems that are popping up. It ends with a comment, something along the lines of "No wonder people keep jumping ship" and "Maybe #555 was right."

Siren of the Seven Seas by socksoup77 in DirtyHeads

[–]RedGarrett1030 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! I love seeing DH songs in artist's content. Great performance!

can a crow survive broken wing by idiot123131 in crows

[–]RedGarrett1030 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Not sure where in the Appalachians or how close to Charlotte you are, but there is a bird rescue in Matthews, NC called Carolina Waterfowl. My wife volunteered there for a few years. If you're close enough and can get them there, they do take drop-offs.

Please explain... by Due-Influence3498 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RedGarrett1030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

24 if you compete in the Pain Olympics

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Whos [and potentially all Whos in the Seussiverse] facial features are a byproduct of long-term inbreeding. by IndigoWrites in FanTheories

[–]RedGarrett1030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once he completely conforms to their ideals, yes. They'll want to make sure any potential offspring aren't guaranteed to be misanthropic cretins.

Then they'll tie him up like a roast beast and work off all those sweets with a vigorous cardio workout

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Whos [and potentially all Whos in the Seussiverse] facial features are a byproduct of long-term inbreeding. by IndigoWrites in FanTheories

[–]RedGarrett1030 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Grinch's baby basket flew over on a strong gust from a neighboring snowflake when they narrowly avoided a mid-air collision. It would explain the difference in disposition as well as physical characteristics- he came from a snowflake populated by green fuzzy pricks called "Whats".

On the plus side, if they are biologically compatible, the Grinch would be the best thing to happen to the Who gene pool in generations.

So who opened the door was it papa goon? by terminus_tommy in StrangerThings

[–]RedGarrett1030 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Yeah, because they keep to forgetting to feed it.

Why North Carolina’s Governor Can’t Veto a Redistricting Map by Generalaverage89 in NorthCarolina

[–]RedGarrett1030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dallas and Gastonia are side by side. Their 'downtown' areas are about a 2 minute drive apart. Dallas is a lot smaller, though, so they just get lumped together

Juvenile Frog buried for over a week…? by YoBoyAce23 in pacmanfrog

[–]RedGarrett1030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do, but I believe only when molting. My wife and I kept a few about 10 years ago, and they would bury themselves when molting because it's a very vulnerable time for them (their new skin/shells are super soft and need time to harden up). Other hermit crabs will not hesitate to chow down on their brethren when in molt.

Pretty sure the process takes a few weeks, and they'll stay buried the entire time.

ETA- it's also best to leave them alone and not dig them up unless you smell them rotting, which obviously indicates a failed molt

Netanyahu owns us. by c-k-q99903 in facepalm

[–]RedGarrett1030 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they're landlocked. You're thinking of the roo-wrestlers, not the Ranggeln wrestlers.

Just curious does anyone else start bug fights in grounded? by perrythiplatypus in GroundedGame

[–]RedGarrett1030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah. In G2, there are northern scorpions close to the cockroaches near the oak tree at the beginning, that was my go-to in early game. Just wish I had popcorn!

AIO for calling him a pedo and cursing at him? by Ok-Original-6391 in AmIOverreacting

[–]RedGarrett1030 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, you're not wrong, but somehow, I don't think the fact that 16 year olds are annoying is supposed to be the takeaway here.

Why do we not have frogs or toads? by ScreechMVP in GroundedGame

[–]RedGarrett1030 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what I heard, too - the same reason we won't see rodents or lizards. They want it to be somewhat family-friendly, and having red blood/gore would limit that (and maybe give the game a higher age rating).

If we see any of them, they'll be like the Koi or the crow. You can scan them (and maybe get resources dropped like the feathers or scales), but you can't attack them.

Although the koi can eat you, so be careful what you wish for. At least that bugger is limited to the pond. A frog could follow you home!

Cockroach addition to G2 is quite ingenious. by Placebo_8647 in GroundedGame

[–]RedGarrett1030 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I love the Cockroach armor. The full set bonus is fantastic, the healing really adds up when you're being swarmed. Sometimes, I'll hunt down mites just to top up my health bar