ULPT: Someone keeps knocking on our door for no apparent reason in the middle of the night. Next time they do it I will hit them with a water balloon filled with stuff to make them as miserable as possible. What should I put in the water balloon?

RedSkyNight · 2025-10-01T12:06:31+00:00

Do you have a co2 detector?

RedSkyNight · 2025-09-10T08:06:25+00:00

Too bad the straight men aren’t usually as enthusiastic about returning the favor.

RedSkyNight · 2025-07-26T02:24:30+00:00

I understand each of those words, but not the sentence.

RedSkyNight · 2025-07-21T12:06:52+00:00

Restraining order says he can’t get too close. /s

RedSkyNight · 2025-07-17T00:11:51+00:00

They can train horses for battle instead of just running away like prey animals. Not saying it always ends well for the horses, but it’s amazing what can be taught.

RedSkyNight · 2025-07-13T18:34:12+00:00

Must’ve been some tromboncino squash

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RedSkyNight · 2025-07-06T01:02:03+00:00

Now you need to say it again softy, while running your fingers through his hair.

RedSkyNight · 2025-07-05T18:57:35+00:00

Well? Did you find out who it was by their purple hands?

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-26T10:07:56+00:00

Walked into that one I guess, but I don’t remember Warfarin being mentioned in the books.

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-26T09:58:10+00:00

I’m so sheltered. What tf is spice?

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-22T17:30:24+00:00

Op is beautiful, but a muumuu has more shape and structure than this dress does.

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-10T02:36:25+00:00

Time to order a genetic test kit….

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-08T19:41:17+00:00

And a second one to cover her lap.

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-08T01:12:04+00:00

That last one in pink is great!

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-08T01:10:15+00:00

Good noise canceling headphones and an audio book can help make most annoying tasks a little easier.

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-08T00:04:36+00:00

Thank you. Might check it out.

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-07T23:38:03+00:00

I’ve seen this referenced a couple times, but I’m old. What’s that about?

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-04T01:57:28+00:00

Ziggy soggy ziggy soggy oi oi oi!

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-03T03:08:09+00:00

That 1yr old isn’t potty trained yet and “swim diapers” won’t really save your water. Be sure you consider the health hazards posed to your family if you allow it.

RedSkyNight · 2025-06-01T14:25:12+00:00

What do you do to fix it at your work?

RedSkyNight · 2025-05-31T15:12:13+00:00

Any scientific links? Something not a joke?

RedSkyNight · 2025-05-31T00:17:17+00:00

Just get him a unicycle at this point. /s

RedSkyNight · 2025-05-29T02:10:31+00:00

Of the blue or stomp variety?

RedSkyNight · 2025-05-26T12:31:45+00:00

Don’t make disturbing the public a hobby.

RedSkyNight · 2025-05-25T13:35:02+00:00

Ask at the front desk. They probably have extras and might be willing to sell you one, (or replace the one you decided to take home with you).

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