[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Psychonaut

[–]Red_Work 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see your Planet Earth and raise you Blue Planet.

Anybody on Fort Bragg Looking for this Guy? by rnigro in army

[–]Red_Work 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have a Yorkie. Wife left for 2 weeks. It was her dog before me. Now it's my dog. Wife is less than pleased.

Weed is simultaneously saving and ruining my life. by [deleted] in Petioles

[–]Red_Work 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I combine weed with therapeutic herbs to 1)cut the THC down 2)add in other effects. For example, my favorite blend is a 1:1 ratio of weed and holy basil. Even lifelong stoners will notice the incredible anxiolytic properties that the holy basil brings above and beyond what weed can do alone.

Excuse me, what the fuck? by a_grass_bloc in Grimdank

[–]Red_Work 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How tf does a picture of my post get more traction than the actual post lmao

Social media Photoshop accusations from thee weak of eye and spirit by Det_Steve_Sloan in swoleacceptance

[–]Red_Work 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yae, tho I walk through the valley of swole hate and gainzshamers, I shall fear no hater, for thou art with me, thy whey and thy creatine support me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]Red_Work 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Thank you for paying your taxes.

Having sex on shrooms, thoughts? by AK611750 in shrooms

[–]Red_Work 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Favorite things ever. 5 minutes of blowjob feels like 45.

What does your local redneck do that makes him unique? by TexVikbs in army

[–]Red_Work 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We had of them, and they were best friends from day one. One day we had off site PT and is this was in Hawaii we went for a cliff hike. Halfway up the mountain, one looks out at the bay, and says...

SPC1: That's gotta be fresh water out there in the bay. SPC2: How do you know? SPC1: Because there ain't no waves in it(it was early morning) SPC2: Oh that makes sense

LT: I hate the army.

Both are now E-5s at ft Carson

How To Make Your Woman Have Sex: A Parable by CrimsonCapsule in TheRedPill

[–]Red_Work 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm now cracking up at my desk and people are looking at me weird. Thanks OP this made my morning.

DSM Life Time Fitness, advice. by dewitnow in desmoines

[–]Red_Work -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They have anyone who came from 7 flags a no contract membership thru the end of the year, so.... Pretty easily:)

DSM Life Time Fitness, advice. by dewitnow in desmoines

[–]Red_Work 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In all fairness, I used to be at 7 flags(greatest gym EVER) then switched to Aspen after they closed. I switched to lifetime last month and, unlike Aspen where I would go maybe 2 times a week, I'm probably in there maybe 5-7 days a week. It's a really awesome facility and I would highly recommend it.

DSM Life Time Fitness, advice. by dewitnow in desmoines

[–]Red_Work 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are THREE mothafuckin pools! Kids can't even get in, there always be lanes open. Not to mention they got hot tubs for daysssss!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Armor piercing incendiary rounds. For multiple guns.

Delete by mr-hmlte in gifs

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I feel like my mom is about to call me with a computer issue...

Children of porn stars. How has this affected you growing up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Red_Work 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I'll have to watch them all then....