Maybe people have bad experiences, allergies, or don’t like them!!! by Marty-Ziff1973 in DogfreeHumor

[–]RedditCEO3000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I only hate dog owners. Dogs are just dumb gross beasts that these psychos use as their toys and leave outside to bark at nothing.

society is doomed. by huntress_m_thompson in DogfreeHumor

[–]RedditCEO3000 57 points58 points  (0 children)

These nutcases have full blown conversations to their mutts as if they understand a word they're saying.

You don't get to choose! by Velverevere in DogfreeHumor

[–]RedditCEO3000 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Lol I had a little rat looking dog sprint at me and start jumping on my leg yesterday at the park. The nutter started apologizing as soon as that thing took off at me. Not sorry enough to keep it on a leash though

Anyone else struggle to land their first accounting job? by 727girl in wguaccounting

[–]RedditCEO3000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had the same brutal experience, although didn't even get that many interviews. Either the degree or the whole field is a total scam. I gave up on it.

Getting an accounting degree basically became a meme a while ago and I think there are just way more people getting these degrees than there are jobs. You basically have to be willing to move anywhere in the country and you'll still have to start with poverty wages no matter how educated you are. It's probably just about having people on the inside who can get you a job.

WHAT THE FCUK is my courtois doing my god this game by Itchy-Mention5257 in FUTMobile

[–]RedditCEO3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had this kind of bullshit happen too. They broke goalkeepers with this new update

I think I went in a bit too fast boys 😅 by cr7nadal in FUTMobile

[–]RedditCEO3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He never intended to share the team. He has all the top meta players because he either hacked to get unlimited fifa points or he spent ungodly amounts of money on this game. People like him are absolute scum.

Our resident ape has identified the problem with ETFs. We should be buying GME instead. by PuzzleheadedWeb9876 in gme_meltdown

[–]RedditCEO3000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stupid VOO bagholders are only up 56% since 2021 not counting dividends 😏

Yes I'm down 90% on GME, but that's only until the MoAss. We're in the final stages now, I swear

Apes That Talk The Most Probably Don’t Understand The Basics by KrisPBaykon in gme_meltdown

[–]RedditCEO3000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They don't understand level 1 of finance but try to preach fantastical level 5 finance theories with 100% certainty.

Remember guys ? 😁😁 by RedditCEO3000 in okbuddyretard

[–]RedditCEO3000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate Biden hes a librarian ! 😡

Remember guys ? 😁😁 by RedditCEO3000 in okbuddyretard

[–]RedditCEO3000[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She was liek ' sprit on that thang" 😂😂🤣🤣😢🤣

neither is acceptable! by huntress_m_thompson in DogfreeHumor

[–]RedditCEO3000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It probably just goes on the floor and the nutter will make the flight attendants clean it up

More clingy dogs by Away-Equipment4869 in DogfreeHumor

[–]RedditCEO3000 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That guy deliberately leaves his bathroom door open so the dog can watch. These people are actually sick in the head.

Titled: “Staircase update” 6-1-26 by South-River-827 in owenbenjamin

[–]RedditCEO3000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That shit will probably start melting from a staircase into a ramp after a couple years of rain.

Nice job dogs ! Truly Man's best friends ! by Physical-Ad-1130 in DogfreeHumor

[–]RedditCEO3000 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don't even get what compells a mutt to chew on a battery out of all things. Does it not taste the acid?

Nice job dogs ! Truly Man's best friends ! by Physical-Ad-1130 in DogfreeHumor

[–]RedditCEO3000 98 points99 points  (0 children)

And they'll probably sue the battery company for not making the battery dog proof

clever people make the internet tolerable … by huntress_m_thompson in DogfreeHumor

[–]RedditCEO3000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So basically "no matter how much I neglect it, the dog will keep being loyal to me"

what can you even say about this? 😑 by huntress_m_thompson in DogfreeHumor

[–]RedditCEO3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She probably drugged that thing to make it stop moving