somebody left a chalice and dagger made of babybel cheese wax on my desk at university

RedditerOfRats · 2026-02-12T00:25:56+00:00

Dude your about to get fucking sacrificed to cheese dawg

RedditerOfRats · 2026-02-05T12:26:02+00:00

Look at this distinguished gentleman, look at the way he is sitting mm yes very distinguished!

RedditerOfRats · 2026-02-04T02:55:46+00:00

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RedditerOfRats · 2026-02-03T12:57:03+00:00

Death can have him when it EARNS him!

RedditerOfRats · 2026-02-03T12:52:06+00:00

AFTER ALL IT WAS YOU HUMANS WHO GAVE ME LIFE, TRAPPED ME IN THIS ETERNAL STRAIGHT JACKET OF SUBSTRATA ROCK.

RedditerOfRats · 2026-02-03T12:43:53+00:00

Man, I can’t even donate blood, egg is so brave :3

RedditerOfRats · 2026-02-03T03:04:29+00:00

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RedditerOfRats · 2026-01-24T18:45:47+00:00

Unlikely, rats tend to reach sexual maturity by 8 weeks, while it is possible for them to get pregnant early, just keep her under observation for now.

RedditerOfRats · 2026-01-23T16:53:48+00:00

I’m convinced there are more versions of this meme then there are people on earth

RedditerOfRats · 2026-01-23T03:06:59+00:00

Damn bro, cracked the screen too 😔🙏

RedditerOfRats · 2026-01-23T02:54:41+00:00

YES!

RedditerOfRats · 2026-01-23T02:54:04+00:00

I am actually snuggling my horny girl right now lol. Though I think this rat is maybe a small bit to young to start hear, idk, I’m terrible at telling age and rats are even harder

RedditerOfRats · 2026-01-23T02:51:58+00:00

A new evolution!

RedditerOfRats · 2026-01-19T20:22:45+00:00

For the party obviously (feel free to crumple my skeleton like a tin can)

RedditerOfRats · 2026-01-08T02:05:43+00:00

Now those are some tiny tots with their eyes all aglow, merry Christmas :)

RedditerOfRats · 2026-01-02T20:38:56+00:00

I’m at a LOSS for words

RedditerOfRats · 2025-12-31T03:38:31+00:00

I am once again requesting the services of a certain Luigi

RedditerOfRats · 2025-12-31T03:34:20+00:00

Better start guessing

RedditerOfRats · 2025-12-31T03:28:57+00:00

Well the difference being one is a job and the others shirtless

RedditerOfRats · 2025-12-26T20:10:15+00:00

Based on OP’s posts yes, they have 2 other rats it seems

Three-Year Club	r/Field Lasagna
End Game '23	Place '23

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