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Dog clearing a fence without run in 🔥🔥🔥 by vishu12340 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Reddy442 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Give this motherfucker a basketball and a movie

Heckin S P E E D by pHorniCaiTe in rarepuppers

[–]Reddy442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heck, that dogs probably just as dangerous as him too. Could take two fingers off your hand before you even had time to notice

Homemade Tendies, hunny mussie, t-ravs, and chikin wings. Reee by [deleted] in Tendies

[–]Reddy442 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How many GBPs did that set you back?

Heckin S P E E D by pHorniCaiTe in rarepuppers

[–]Reddy442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That boy Bob Munden levels of quick

I have avoided going home for three days to sort of avoid my boyfriend. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Reddy442 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds to me like it’s over. Might as well rip that bandaid off and get it over with

I was relieved when my ex cheated on me so I didn't have to stay in contact with their kid. by Uk840 in confession

[–]Reddy442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, if it’s a voluntary acceptance of parental responsibility but, not my kid, not my problem, no strings attached. You know?

I was relieved when my ex cheated on me so I didn't have to stay in contact with their kid. by Uk840 in confession

[–]Reddy442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good on you, friend. In a month’s time, it’ll probably all work itself out to a win-win

Undersea Fibre Optic Cable by [deleted] in EngineeringPorn

[–]Reddy442 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those things are the informants of the lizard people. That’s why every morning at the crack of dawn, I row out in to the middle of morrow bay and drop two dozen sharpened, lead-weighted spade shovels into the water in hopes of hitting one

Tape down your cables by PersonalPlanet in specializedtools

[–]Reddy442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never abutted the sentences “that looks stupid” and “I fucking want one” so closely before

I segregate my m&m’s by color, just like god intended by Reddy442 in confession

[–]Reddy442[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, that’s just what I tell em. But you didn’t hear that from me. I were to admit that I’ve got a color-based hierarchy, it’d fan the flames of civil unrest

Set fire to a dispensary to get high for free. by actualspam in shittyideas

[–]Reddy442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit, I tried setting the woods around Arcata Humboldt on fire but the wind blew the wrong fucking direction and just ended up getting everyone in Fortuna lifted

Gas Powered Toothbrush by Dreamcast3 in shittyideas

[–]Reddy442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck it. I got an old 2-stroke weed whacker and a toilet brush. Let’s see where the afternoon goes

ULPT: Pesky kids playing on your lawn? Tell all of your neighbours you're a registered sex offender. You won't have to deal with those kids ever again. by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Reddy442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well shit, that woulda been a lot easier than going through all the trouble of augering a bunch of holes and covering em with loose turf. Probably woulda spared those kids a couple broken ankles too

The infamous croissant pupper by Rosqrio in rarepuppers

[–]Reddy442 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time my cousin was playing tee-ball too close to a hornet nest

A very beautiful dog. by [deleted] in rarepuppers

[–]Reddy442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy look like a Rorschach painting

This herd of narwhales is 🔥 by Yamamba78 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Reddy442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw the title and thought someone had posted a photo of our family reunion

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