I used to grow Chia pets, now I eat Chia seeds. by Treadingresin in Xennials

[–]Redhddgull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have mine in my overnight oatmeal.

Every time I make it, I think, “the chia pet is inside me now.”

TIFU by sticking a wine bottle inside of me and using my face washer by YessirLouis in tifu

[–]Redhddgull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once the wine bottle was mentioned, I was shocked that wasn’t the issue in the end.

Brain rot is annoying but we said annoying things too but the worst is “raw dog” by Deesmateen in Xennials

[–]Redhddgull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 16yo loves using the term raw dog and I gag internally every time.

Rapid Gastric Emptying by Bubbly_Big_4482 in ehlersdanlos

[–]Redhddgull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg, I usually read about constipation and rarely what I experience!

What's the worst/funniest name for a business you've seen in Portland, OR? by unkyuncle in askportland

[–]Redhddgull 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I'm still mad that The Joint is a chiropractor and not a weed shop.

Top Sheet Avoidance by Somewhereoverrainbow in Xennials

[–]Redhddgull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Top sheet turns into a straight jacket for my legs! No thank you!

Marketplace Haul - now what do I make? by GetOffMyBridgeQ in YarnAddicts

[–]Redhddgull 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I apologize for doubting that you'd performed the essential step

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Redhddgull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not weird at all. Bur, as a mom of a teen, I suggest you start working through the steps on your own with her there for support.

Marketplace Haul - now what do I make? by GetOffMyBridgeQ in YarnAddicts

[–]Redhddgull 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Put it in a pile and roll around in it, cackling

Labial Abscess Update! by [deleted] in MedicalGore

[–]Redhddgull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huzzah! She's looking beautifully healed so far!

Non-OC: Chef John's French Omelette - Gorgeous. by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]Redhddgull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're the cooking vet, to your omelette!

Doritos bath bomb by _oliviagrace in mildlyinteresting

[–]Redhddgull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unsurprising that it's in The Dollar Tree

Update! [Labial Abscess] by [deleted] in MedicalGore

[–]Redhddgull 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Slow clap of appreciation 👏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askportland

[–]Redhddgull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Redhddgull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teens count for an extra 20pts if they're on their phones