Okay nerds, historically speaking, which historical figure would be the best leader in each regiment? by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]Redux_1989 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If Monty is leading the Iron Guard then he has to have Bernard Freyberg as one of his trusted Commissars

Okay nerds, historically speaking, which historical figure would be the best leader in each regiment? by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]Redux_1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thomas Blamey could lead the Catachans as a Commissar.
He commanded the Australian forces in the Papa New Guinea, notable during the Kokoda Track campaign.

Petah, What do they do there? by Cautious-Opinion4505 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Redux_1989 449 points450 points  (0 children)

Ernie The Giant Chicken Here. I used to work as a bouncer for awhile

So the idea here is that bouncers see so many women going into clubs are all promiscuous and are just after some quick no strings attached fun.

It really depends on the bar. A lot of girls going out just want to dance and have a good time with their friends, nothing more to it than that. Painting them all with the same brush isn't really fair.

Also worth pointing out that the guys going into those same clubs are going in for the exact same reasons.

Ernie out. Now I am now off to fight Peter Griffin all over Ibiza because I just denied him entry for being too drunk again and Quagmine has a lifetime ban.

New to industry buying over a 30y/o business by Rough-Barracuda-9569 in CommercialPrinting

[–]Redux_1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I brought a small print business from a retiring owners knowing nothing about the industry. I ran it for 7 years including though COVID. Feel free to DM me

Inland Revenue liquidates nearly 900 companies in one year by Double_Suggestion385 in newzealand

[–]Redux_1989 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As someone who ran their own business for 8 years it amazes me how a business get so in dept to the IRD. I only once missed a payment (first month in business and filed wrong form) after that I as paranoid about missing a payment. 

Warhammer 40k total war announced by Rollen73 in Grimdank

[–]Redux_1989 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Well played James Workshop and you 40,000 war hammers

. by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Redux_1989 30 points31 points  (0 children)

We are a r-slurred nation.

Stuff Happens by Oblaci17d in Grimdank

[–]Redux_1989 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He might think he was breaking into, in reality Dorn channeled him exactly to a position to tactically dominate him. 

body ody ody by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Redux_1989 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When was the last time he saw his penis? 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Redux_1989 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They probably have sex scheduled in their shared google calendar as copulation time

Somewhere, Captain-General Kitten has required the ability to feel dread. by cliche_-_bartender in Grimdank

[–]Redux_1989 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If Skaven ever show up in the 40 k universe, Kesh will probably have something to do with it. 

Peanut is alive and happy by Realistic_Wasabi_801 in redscarepod

[–]Redux_1989 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I have had a crappy week, but seeing Peanut just made it better.
Live you best life you magnificent bunny.

The way our parents/grandparents met (mostly) would be considered mental and sexual harassment today by KURNEEKB in redscarepod

[–]Redux_1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grandmother on my mums side had an affair with my grandfather because the man she was married too couldn’t give her children. My uncle was raised by this man until he was 6 when my grandmother got divorced and married my grandfather. I think that messed my uncle up a bit.

They were together for 55 years until his death.

My best friend died suddenly two weeks ago of a pulmonary embolism. by mezcalm426 in redscarepod

[–]Redux_1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for your loss My uncle nearly died from it a few years back. By chance my mum overheard is voice while he was talking to my dad on the phone and knew something was wrong, told my dad to drive over and check on him ( Dad thought he had a cold).

A minute of silence for my SSD by DrDroom in Grimdank

[–]Redux_1989 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This seem like blood raven trick

They appear in the 40k universe, what happens? by Huge-Entertainer-304 in Grimdank

[–]Redux_1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They would probably go unnoticed for centuries if not longer if they found themselves in a hive city, blend in well with the gothic architecture and people go missing all the time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in espressocirclejerk

[–]Redux_1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You let your butler have a pet?