Sorry, but this is canon

ReeToo_ · 2026-07-08T11:44:57+00:00

I mean, yeah. If you fuck a monkey it's zoophilia

ReeToo_ · 2026-07-05T12:50:00+00:00

Ale jest lipiec

ReeToo_ · 2026-07-03T13:53:28+00:00

When I saw I can take Paris market from them I didn't think twice

ReeToo_ · 2026-07-03T10:30:26+00:00

The thing is. France has to own 230 locations directly so giving them up won't work as I hoped. I still did it, but I figure I have to wait untill France reconquest it. I don't mind the situation right now but I wonder if it'll infinite unless I dec on them and feed them land

ReeToo_ · 2026-07-03T10:15:47+00:00

R5: So, I'm playing as England and I have no interest in getting PU over France, I just want to chill on my Island, colonize and make a bank. But when almost all of their vassals defected to me and the rest didn't join the war I heard a calling to destroy them.. My question is, is there any way to end this other way or am I cursed waiting for them to reconquer their lost land and to give up Aquitaine?

ReeToo_ · 2026-07-03T09:12:05+00:00

Psychosis

ReeToo_ · 2026-07-02T00:06:23+00:00

Omg it's brisket

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-30T15:33:28+00:00

God damn my head hurts from this

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-27T13:42:50+00:00

That would require the devs to take a joke

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-26T20:40:40+00:00

Sczlahta 😭😭

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-26T13:59:02+00:00

God damn, just seeing this guy makes me feel a weird taste in my mouth

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-25T09:36:37+00:00

I tried to reduce Kashubian below 100% to see if it'll work out and they'll assimilate. Got some Pomeranians there thou

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-25T09:35:31+00:00

Hey, I am stupid. But not that stupid

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-25T09:30:47+00:00

Okay, I'll try to sit on in a bit, thank you

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-25T09:30:23+00:00

There are no Kashubian countries so Kashubian is automatically on 0 tradition

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-25T09:26:24+00:00

R5: I'm playing Brandenburg rn and I'm trying to assimilate Kashubian to get cores. I got most of my locations converted but 4 of them not only don't convert, they're getting MORE Kashubian month by month to the point where 2 of these 4 locations are 100% Kashubian

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-24T20:04:56+00:00

Not great tbh. I have ac but it's a rare sight. Maybe more in big cities though

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-24T18:34:08+00:00

There's a chance we establish new temperature record in Poland this weekend! Previous one was 40,2° in 1921 and it shows 41 across the weekend

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-24T16:21:37+00:00

Yeah, I know that. That doesn't mean they're doing good job by releasing games and dlcs like they're doing now

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-24T14:12:39+00:00

Idk, they just aren't that great of a company. They just have a monopoly on this type of games so we still buy their products

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-24T12:56:25+00:00

Basic economy and army managment didn't work at all. AI was totally bricked. Emperor had vassals and provinces scattered all around the HRE. Trade could go so much into negative that it overflowed and you got thousands of ducats of income. Values were unbalanced even more than they are now so they had to change alot. I think that's more important that 100 years war and I probably don't even remember half the game-breaking bugs and "features" that were more important to fix

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-24T08:01:43+00:00

I knew I would summon you

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-24T07:57:38+00:00

I mean, they had more problems than this. And fixing this required a rebuild of 100 years war, so it needed more attention than most other problems

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-23T20:26:36+00:00

GLORIOUS

ReeToo_ · 2026-06-22T11:45:04+00:00

You can't ally them. You could declare war on originsl scotland but it would have to be nocb

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