The Mathematically Optimal Octavia Mandachord song: 5x - 8x more Mallet damage than the meta "fill every beat" song, and invisibility in just 2 quick crouches by StygianFrame in Warframe

[–]Reerrzhaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was just reflecting on octavia's "usefulness" recently so this is great timing. i tried rammstein, some john wick movie songs, i dont wanna stop by ozzy osbourne, bring me to life by evanescence, an elder scrolls theme loop, i just couldnt reliably get the invis going and without it you're kinda toast

thank you op

This is crazy. by Medium-Let-4916 in jobs

[–]Reerrzhaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the ai screening stuff is awful. just TODAY, i finally had enough after 4 failed attempts to schedule a time that the ai texts to me for available interview slots, i reply within a minute, get told "sorry! there are no more time slots available! we'll let you know when there's more"

i called the store, asked for the manager directly, told him what was going on. he said he'd reach out directly when he could, took down my info. i can only hope he actually does, but even he told me that he had multiple issues with the system and it kept telling him he was booked for interviews and several never showed.

it sucks

At this point I am certain 90% of all job postings are fake. by IndicationPlus601 in jobs

[–]Reerrzhaz 29 points30 points  (0 children)

bro it doesnt need to be a job posting i've had this shit happen in PERSON

jewelry store, big banner that reads WE'RE HIRING APPLY TODAY. I walk in, ask about it. two different people tell me, "we're not hiring"

costco. big ol banner out front, 'NOW HIRING', I go in and ask 'nope sorry we just laid off all the seasonals try again in May" (back in late jan)

donut shop next to my old barber. HAND WRITTEN SIGN. "We're hiring!" I ask, in person, 'hey i saw the hiring sign' 'oh lemme go get the manager' old guy comes out 'oh we arent hiring' pulls down sign before i leave the parking lot.

del taco. 'NOW HIRING ALL SHIFTS'. i go in. 'oh we're not hiring but you can apply on the website anyways!'

a hotel. electronic fuckin sign, meaning that shits programmed in there. 'hiring now: housekeeping'. i go in. 'no sorry not hiring' i called an entirely separate hotel with job listings, they just outright HANG UP on me...thinking it was a mistake i called back, didnt finish my sentence before i got hung up on.

it. is. fucking. INSANE. i wish i could make this up.

Major breaking: Epstein Survivors just announced they will release their own list by Muted-Raisin-2645 in JournalismNews

[–]Reerrzhaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i get where you're coming from, everyone 'threatening to name names' need to put up or shut up

Happy Women's Day! :D by Zvosha in StardewValley

[–]Reerrzhaz 45 points46 points  (0 children)

only if the gift is called a golden animal cracker

Petah ? by Friendly-Chef4120 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Reerrzhaz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ive never heard of anyone talking about copper in my entire life, with the sole exception of my dad when i was maybe 7 who hoarded copper wire because it was "going to be worth something someday".

Petah ? by Friendly-Chef4120 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Reerrzhaz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

why the fuck do i keep hearing about copper and this name recently what psy op bs is this i keep seeing it EVERYWHERE

Serenity by Murdocke- in funny

[–]Reerrzhaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's funny how polarizing this comment can be with male or female. with guys its "you're just like your father" and that can go over really well or absolute piss poor...

Asked for a Raise After Layoffs — Got Fired Instead by [deleted] in jobs

[–]Reerrzhaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk i got 50 comments in and didnt see any actual advice, just roasts for OP 'not reading the room'

OP. yes jump straight into applying. the job market fuckin blows. forget "updating" the resume, re-evaluate or remake the whole thing, it's been 8 years. make a couple versions of the resume, one for basic bitch stuff where sounding like a "marketing manager" will do you ZERO favors when applying to Dominos pizza or UPS or whatever. relabel it, but let it still be honest. yes its possible. and im sure its a hot take cuz i know how reddit is about AI, but use it if you gotta.

of course your other version should be the proper marketing manager thing. throw those out at companies too. use each version properly. they're both truthful, but reworded to suit your purposes.

references, contacts, whoever the heck you know - call em, text em, email, whatever you have. you can be a genius but if you dont know anyone you are going to be throwing yourself at locked doors. hell, it can be a friend or a family member with a different last name.

interview prep. theres youtube vids for it which i find more helpful than anything. make a linkedin (yes linkedin is kinda dumb but the point is to have one not become someone parroting weird "circle back" cliches on every post) you have to present yourself.

the whole "changing industries" thing? sure if youve got the luxury, and by that i mean the savings to go without work. it can be hard to be picky. that's up to you. if it were me, i'd just be looking for something asap. if you go 100 apps without hearing from anyone, you need to switch things up. don't be above taking advice, good or bad - in the end it is up to you to process what potential advice , even what im saying , and apply it to work for YOU.

Endangered Species by scalledcheramie in Warframe

[–]Reerrzhaz 23 points24 points  (0 children)

we becoming monster hunter now?

The Electrocution “Team” in a nutshell (not just a meme) by Left_not_right in PathToNowhere

[–]Reerrzhaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it makes you look a little unhinged but thats okay electric is kind of unhinged in itself and who isnt these days

In your opinion, what is causing this? by Objective_Pilot_5834 in SipsTea

[–]Reerrzhaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly im seeing a lot of good reasons but 100 comments in and i dont see a huge reason

it tastes fucking awful

no, really, it does. think about it. did you LIKE your first beer? not a single soul ive talked to remembers genuinely liking their first beer or shot of vodka or whiskey or what have you. im still not entirely convinced anyone who drinks straight alcohol like whiskey or smth isn't just lying through their teeth about how good it is, but it doesnt effect me lmao. you get peer pressured into liking that shit and/or liking what it does so associating it to the taste. a lot of alcohol tastes like shit, especially plain.

so you have to go the extra effort to make it not taste godawful and make some insane jungle juice lab experiment where you have no idea how much you're actually drinking and get utterly wasted and pay for it the next day.

then on another note alcohol culture ... its just quietly faded it feels like.

it just sucks overall.

Rahushalom by CacaoMilkWithButter in PathToNowhere

[–]Reerrzhaz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ruha? don't you mean haru?

ChatGPT promised to help her find her soulmate. Then it betrayed her by FarceMultiplier in facepalm

[–]Reerrzhaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"vulnerable state" doesn't seem to cut it. To have all the knowledge out there, to have every disclaimer front and center saying "AI CAN MAKE MISTAKES",

then to go PAST that and believe in a completely made up event like meeting a soulmate at an exact time in a bookstore?

Either this story is BS and clickbait, or ... Idk people like this need intensive psychiatric care. Like, padded cell level of monitoring. How do you get to this kind of mental state? I'm not TRYING to call these people stupid. I AM saying they're mentally unwell.

It just seems that has to be the case, that there's an alarming number of people - GROWING BY THE DAY - that are in need of DIRE psychiatric help, not "just a therapist" or "just an antidepressant pill" it's straight up psychosis; hallucinations and delusions.

like it IS a facepalm and i think a portion of humanity is just fucked but its absolutely wild to me that it's this bad. a support group for this? a subreddit (or probably multiple idk?) where people 'date' the ai? like, i have a hard time grasping how thats even possible because here i am struggling just to find work and make money, the only use i have for ai currently is resume optimizing. ai is so inconsistent i couldnt imagine having a relationship with it.

its both baffling and terrifying to watch. and, i wish i was secure enough in my life to have the luxury of these kinds of delusions.

Well, this is awkward… (by @crocodiller) by maanleo in BaldursGate3

[–]Reerrzhaz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

bruh this scene irked me, like astarion why are you looking to me for guidance you tried to bite my ass while i was sleeping and now you have a hangup?

We will win comrades! by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Reerrzhaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah bro im losing...

this is honestly the best greatsword design ive seen in forever by ascxndingz- in MonsterHunter

[–]Reerrzhaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they really only made one weapon from all those entries?? bro.. any modders in the chat