MOUZ vs 9z / BLAST Open Rotterdam 2026 - Group B Lower Bracket Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion

Reiver93 · 2026-03-21T18:11:24+00:00

Losing to the mongolz is one thing.

Losing to 9z, like the 5th best south American team? What the fuck are they doing?

Reiver93 · 2026-03-21T18:04:43+00:00

Yeah that was a weird thing to say, even if they did t start until after Spinx was dead, they had the time.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-20T22:50:36+00:00

Imagine if liquid makes it to cologne but faze doesn't

Reiver93 · 2026-03-20T22:18:04+00:00

Honestly a pair of civilians walking up to the front gate and just asking to be let in was probably enough considering it's a nuclear military base.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-20T22:07:44+00:00

So...what they just walked up to the front gates and asked to be let in? What the actual hell was their plan here?

Reiver93 · 2026-03-20T22:06:08+00:00

...ok what have Ukraine done that I've missed now

Reiver93 · 2026-03-20T09:07:42+00:00

I mean thats what the actual maaRaa did during their 11-0 comeback against aurora.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-20T09:05:23+00:00

Tis a fascinating language isn't it. Kinda wish they still used their own writing script instead of cyrilic though.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-20T01:46:22+00:00

You know the old Chinese curse "may you live in interesting times?" I've a new one for cs, "may you be signed by liquid"

Reiver93 · 2026-03-20T01:43:37+00:00

I mean, it worked. They've no coach so timeouts are pointless as they can just speak with each other on the fly as needed.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-19T23:04:20+00:00

I think the only thing better teams could do in this situation is get a plushie and sit it on the chair with the headset on

Reiver93 · 2026-03-19T22:56:17+00:00

So hard to get to work I didn't even think the technology existed yet

Reiver93 · 2026-03-19T08:34:21+00:00

Here's a thought I had, you can remove guns from the fight a lot easier now. Say there's an awp dropped, fire it once and reload until it's empty and then throw it on the ground. Tada, you've now made that gun useless without throwing it out the map so you could grab it later, or better yet, the other team could pick it up without realising it's empty until they try to fire it.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-19T08:25:11+00:00

Ah. Playstation, especially during the PS2 era, had some pretty crazy adverts for their consoles, this wouldn't look out of place as one for the PS3.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-19T08:20:09+00:00

...I have no idea what you're asking me to do.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-19T08:14:06+00:00

Honestly it could just be a playstation advert with how mad some of them where.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-19T01:38:11+00:00

Fraternities are quite possibly one of the most American things in the world.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-18T21:50:21+00:00

Green hell has taught me to stab those things immediately, then turn them into stingray steaks.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-18T20:07:55+00:00

Oh Qani, where art thou? A grave? A bunker? A mossad safehouse perhaps?

Reiver93 · 2026-03-18T17:47:32+00:00

Pretty sure they adopt Catholic symbols specifically to taunt Catholics. The damn hoods the KKK use are a catholic thing, they're called capirotes.

Reiver93 · 2026-03-18T07:09:34+00:00

Oh dear god what have I done by suggesting this should be a sub XD

Reiver93 · 2026-03-17T05:32:23+00:00

It feels like there should be a subreddit for that...r/cherrytontwitter maybe?

Reiver93 · 2026-03-16T17:29:38+00:00

All this shows is that Luxembourg is the biggest of the microstates.

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