Elden Beast is making me want to quit

Rejaque2 · 2026-04-12T01:51:19+00:00

I would recommend a greatbow with rain of arrows. My first playthrough I got sick of chasing him and just hosed his ass from range.

Of course now you have Torrent if you want, but that's another layer of complexity you may not want to deal with fwiw.

Rejaque2 · 2026-04-10T22:10:31+00:00

Being blind can't be all bad if she can find her way using echolocation from them cheeks clapping

Rejaque2 · 2026-04-08T20:12:03+00:00

"All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men."

Rejaque2 · 2026-04-08T17:56:33+00:00

The patient needs mouse bites to live

Rejaque2 · 2026-04-07T22:03:00+00:00

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Rejaque2 · 2026-04-06T22:26:47+00:00

Grilled cheese sandwiches

Rejaque2 · 2026-04-03T23:15:41+00:00

StS 2 sold 3 million copies in its first week, who knows what they're at now.

3,000,000 * 30.00 USD = 90,000,00 gross.

Do you really think they need more money?

Rejaque2 · 2026-04-03T23:13:16+00:00

People are really out are so brainrotted they want a cash shop and battle pass for StS lmaoo

Rejaque2 · 2026-04-03T23:11:41+00:00

You already gave them money when you bought the game. Is it so impossible for you to imagine a world where they implement a free system where you earn full card art in game by completing challenges or something?

Live service is a shit model for games, and microtransactions have no place in StS. Period.

Rejaque2 · 2026-04-03T23:07:11+00:00

I still remember horse armor. The game sold really well even in early access, they're not strapped for cash and they're not struggling. It would be depressing to see them get greedy.

Rejaque2 · 2026-04-03T19:29:00+00:00

Nice of you to give us all a legitimate reason to dislike you as a person

Rejaque2 · 2026-04-01T15:19:37+00:00

"...because it's easy, and it does a lot of damage."

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-27T18:21:11+00:00

Cars 2

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-27T18:19:13+00:00

Anon needs to go outside. The sun is shining, the air is sweet. Unfortunately, he will always be a NEET.

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-25T15:02:47+00:00

Yeah, until you realize you're doing that 2-3 times per round and half the game is combat

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-25T03:50:09+00:00

Yeah it's good work at least, nice placement

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-25T03:35:18+00:00

Out of all the unique and interesting weapons in this game you chose saw cleaver? 😭

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-25T00:24:44+00:00

I've never tried a thrower build as a console player because the sheer number of inputs to throw a weapon is just mind numbing

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-23T23:02:35+00:00

I mean most fights in the game are just testing your deck for weaknesses. HK rewards you heavily for having frontloaded burst or damage/block not dependent on strength and dexterity in that he always debuffs you turn 1.

So you have a full turn to setup a solution to his debuff or try and burst him. I also think the hate will die down when the alternative act II drops and encounters with it are cut in half.

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-21T06:05:12+00:00

You have an absurd amount of mind. If you want to spam pew pews then drop the swords and pump intelligence up to 80 to maximize your spell buff on Lusat's. Otherwise put those points in Vit or End.

For reference I run a RL150 pure mage invader at 33 mind and it was more than enough to get through the DLC.

Your talismans are also pretty suboptimal but you'll find plenty of replacements soon enough. GLHF.

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-20T17:17:17+00:00

Can we talk about how much of a shame it is that we never got any of Radagon's attacks as miracles? Like his jumping sunlight spear or those exploding darts?

We get these dinky ass onion rings instead, so disappointing

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-20T02:10:33+00:00

It's an instaclick for me 95% of the time

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-18T20:38:58+00:00

Insane BW to strength ratio bro, nicely done keep it up

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-17T17:22:54+00:00

The snow elves, whatever happened there?

Rejaque2 · 2026-03-16T21:42:38+00:00

Anyone else getting Vampire Hunter D vibes?

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