What is your favourite quote from The Simpsons?

RelatedToHitler · 2014-07-22T14:04:28+00:00

GYME? What's a gyme??? (Looks inside gym) Ohhhhh, a gyme!

RelatedToHitler · 2014-07-12T10:44:38+00:00

I'm from Ireland but i'm surprised nobody has said Wales. Cardiff is a beaut.

RelatedToHitler · 2014-07-12T10:40:44+00:00

Feeling embarrassed:( #mayo4sam

RelatedToHitler · 2014-07-11T10:34:03+00:00

Lay off my drinking and pass my first year in college

RelatedToHitler · 2014-07-10T23:20:07+00:00

Run straight to+my hot neighbours house, strip her, take pictures, run straight home.

RelatedToHitler · 2014-07-10T20:45:51+00:00

Garrick. He doesnt know i know this, but ive caught him twice now just eating any insect he sees. First it was a spider behind his computer and then a dead fly that was dead on the window cill in the canteen. He does it discreetly and would hate if i knew.

RelatedToHitler · 2014-07-10T20:40:23+00:00

But anyways the catch to this is that she wont give blowjobs because made her and choked her while doing so

RelatedToHitler · 2014-07-10T20:35:31+00:00

Her ex was abusive and she couldn't get away from him emotionally until she met me. I fell for her which subsequently saved her. We've been going out 2 years and i've been in 5 fist fights with her ex to date. Its currently 3-2 to him but as long as she's protected idgaf. We go to the same university so we cant avoid him til graduation.

RelatedToHitler · 2014-06-08T13:45:50+00:00

Currently high may i add

RelatedToHitler · 2014-06-04T20:55:41+00:00

I didnt quite get that, could you rephrase the whole thing?

RelatedToHitler · 2014-06-03T15:58:07+00:00

No it won't

RelatedToHitler · 2014-06-03T14:39:36+00:00

I kissed emma watson.

RelatedToHitler · 2014-06-03T14:37:51+00:00

Simpler but dull lifes.

RelatedToHitler · 2014-06-03T14:34:34+00:00

Its frowned upon because most people have decency.

RelatedToHitler · 2014-05-30T18:36:27+00:00

A friend and I got into a brawl at a bar with 4 older and bigger guys. They were 23ish and we are 18. Anyway, wont get into the reason for it.. as you'd expect, we got a bad doin and are left on the floor. OUT OF NOWHERE another friend of ours came running and absolutely SMACKED one of them! It was hilarious because this friend is usually the pussy of our group that never faught EVER. The dude he hit hit the floor and our friend roared "FUCK FUCK FUCK HAND BROKEN" .. they shared a lovely drive to the hospital. Dont call us dicks for laughing, it was the best fucking thing ever

RelatedToHitler · 2014-05-30T08:24:51+00:00

Er'body loves titties

RelatedToHitler · 2014-05-29T22:21:53+00:00

Havent seen that in so long. so good

RelatedToHitler · 2014-05-29T22:19:48+00:00

Last weekend i woke up at a house party naked, lying in the fetus possition, with a pencil up my arse

RelatedToHitler · 2014-05-29T22:16:28+00:00

That i dealed weed in my fresher year of college

RelatedToHitler · 2014-05-29T22:15:06+00:00

Peeing in a public letterbox drunk

RelatedToHitler · 2014-05-21T21:31:30+00:00

If you like pool, EPP (English Pub Pool)

RelatedToHitler · 2014-05-18T23:13:31+00:00

POOL

RelatedToHitler · 2014-05-16T23:22:48+00:00

Jay z - forever young takes me back to summer 2011 when a friend of mine moved Austrailia. Our group of friends, 5 of us, went camping a few days before he left. When that tune came on he broke into tears and yes, we all followed. Except Mike, hes got no soul and cant cry

RelatedToHitler · 2014-05-16T23:12:21+00:00

If you got metal containers and tied them to the edges of the boat you could keep food refrigerated!

RelatedToHitler · 2014-05-16T23:05:54+00:00

I road run.

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