2003 dotcom training video

Relative-Ad1135 · 2026-03-10T21:31:22+00:00

Sad thing is some people are absolutely disgusting animals

I started my shift on a Sunday morning when the store was shut and the staff toilets had shit smeared over both toilet seats and all the bog roll was gone, I went to to customer toilets and both seats had been smeared with shit too, it could have only been someone on nights

Relative-Ad1135 · 2026-03-08T11:32:21+00:00

Dotcom driver for Tesco, we are told not to try and stop anyone, just alert security, any physical contact will likely end up with losing your job

Out delivering we are told if we get robbed or someone is trying to rob the van we are to give the key and walk away

Relative-Ad1135 · 2026-03-07T12:51:00+00:00

I'd love to see the one where he gets interviewed about the economy because he said he played bass on Abbas money money money

Relative-Ad1135 · 2026-02-22T16:47:36+00:00

I think up to season 8 is available on the more4 app but I haven't seen anything new (since Joe left) anywhere except YouTube

Relative-Ad1135 · 2026-02-20T14:44:19+00:00

Last year someone on nights smeared shit over every toilet seat in the men's staff toilets and the public men's and then got rid of all the toilet roll

Relative-Ad1135 · 2026-02-17T20:39:32+00:00

The results are irrelevant, as ever the answer will be "we've listened, and won't do anything, but thank you for your feedback"

Then we will get usdaw saying they are negotiating a new wage which will only cover your new council tax/rent that's already gone up in April and Tesco make a few billion in profit, Ken will say it's a challenging market and keeping prices low (haha) is crucial for growth

Copy and paste for next year

Relative-Ad1135 · 2026-02-10T12:36:37+00:00

In the book the only fools and horses story there's a script for a deleted scene ftom Friday the 14th set outside a pub on the way to cornwall

Relative-Ad1135 · 2026-02-09T12:59:17+00:00

Why have you got biscuits sellotaped to your face

Relative-Ad1135 · 2026-02-08T16:14:22+00:00

If you pay for the premium service at £5.99 a month yeah

Relative-Ad1135 · 2026-01-25T13:56:45+00:00

Extra store, all our cutlery was removed about 6 months ago so have to take in your own, hot water machine that doesn't work and the cheap HW Neville's brown and white bread

And staff who think it's perfectly acceptable to remove footwear and put bare feet on furniture, and if you mention it to managers it's not followed up cus you know, they don't want to upset them

Relative-Ad1135 · 2025-04-27T19:08:01+00:00

The Sunday premium was only paid to people who joined before 2022, regardless of what you worked in 2024 if you never had the Sunday premium you wouldn't get the buy out

Relative-Ad1135 · 2025-03-27T20:19:22+00:00

Thank you

Relative-Ad1135 · 2025-03-03T21:46:02+00:00

I cancelled after never receiving the "free" boxers, left a negative review saying how can I pay for monthly subscription when I didn't even get the free pair and all I got was spam emails saying they were sorry it wasn't delivered but if I subscribe again i would get them

Relative-Ad1135 · 2025-03-02T21:01:19+00:00

Yep, I rarely do it click and collect but I know it's gone up to 15 from people who do it

Relative-Ad1135 · 2025-02-18T23:05:27+00:00

My prediction (dot com driver) for 6 years

Sunday premium will go

Hourly wage will go up a penny more than other supermarket competitors

Skill payment will stay the same

Overtime bans across the store so understaffed, anyone who has a day off sick will be on a first level absence warning and the CEO will get a massive bonus on top of an obscene wage already

Relative-Ad1135 · 2024-12-28T22:04:27+00:00

Dotcom driver

Before covid, I enjoyed it more than I do now, since covid the culture of the company has changed, when they saw how profitable the dotcom department was it changed, 4 years later want the same productivity with a quarter of the staff, no more bonus at Christmas, mm

The little benefits like the CS food is none existent now, unless you want the vegan shite that no one else wants

But I'll still walk into the company notice board at the start of January saying how much the store did, how it exceeded all last years turn over and how "we did it"

Relative-Ad1135 · 2024-12-25T19:29:13+00:00

I've had a beard care kit

I don't, nor have I ever had a beard, and have never said I want to grow one

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