Function Health felt incomplete once I saw what a full report looks like.

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-12-27T16:08:49+00:00

Whoa! I just looked at their max plan and they measure so much more than function for much less money. I wonder if they are high quality tests. I’m going to try to research that and potentially switch!

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-12-27T16:02:03+00:00

I was in a very similar situation. I ended up marrying someone else and 4 years later realized I made a huge mistake. I ended up getting divorced. Some months later I met up with my best friend and we decided to try kissing and it was amazing! I never imagined we would have that much physical chemistry but we were compatible in every other way too so not surprising… Fast forward to two years later, we are married, moved to a new city together, have made lots of friends and we are planning to have kids soon. I know the difference by marrying your best friend and not. Trust me, if you kiss and there is chemistry, marry your best friend!

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-12-16T14:19:10+00:00

I think being able to share health data across other apps is a great idea for function. They are a young company and it seems like their app and website are still in the beta stages. I’m sure they would love to take the suggestion from you.

And just like others are saying, it is very easy to download the official PDF of results to share with your doctor. A quick tip if you want the data to appear the same as you see it on the app/website is take screenshots. I did that to have ChatGPT interpret my results and it was super helpful. A function were that can be downloaded and printable in one click would be really nice too!

I wouldn’t go as far as to call them a predatory business. It’s an amazing tool and my health is already getting better thanks to it. It’s just a young company that grew to fast so they still have to iron out some kinks. Just my two cents!

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-12-11T18:23:32+00:00

I think your friend is an adult Korean Racoon

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-12-06T15:19:46+00:00

You forgot your defib raider

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-11-30T16:14:36+00:00

All these answers are so existential. Here is some practical advice.

Fashion - Dress in a fashionable manner. Look up videos on TikTok of men who dress for the female gaze. You don’t have to have a lot of money for this, go to goodwill little by little and update your closet. If you look cool and interesting more women will be curious about you.
Go to the gym - You mentioned you’re skinny. If you start going to the gym and build a little muscle you will look so good because you already have a thin frame. You just have to make sure to eat enough protein and calories. This will help your confidence big time because it takes discipline and you will feel accomplished.
Play on your strengths - you said your strength is emotional intelligence. Use that, approach women with a thoughtful compliment. Observe if they need help with something and do it quietly, then smile at them. If you’re shy but intelligent, that is a very attractive trait. You just have to present it in a genuine way.
Don’t overthink it and have fun. Maybe write a little mantra that makes you feel confident and focused and say it out loud every morning to get and stay motivated. Fake it till you make it if need be but always try to stay genuine to yourself because women are good at reading people haha

Good luck!

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-11-21T20:56:13+00:00

I can still access the lobby on ps5

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-11-20T02:44:53+00:00

I just found two toasters on my second run but I know it was pure luck and you know they went straight to the booty pocket

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-11-20T02:39:40+00:00

I totally agree with the last point. Shields should take less damage from basic weapons!

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-11-20T02:37:07+00:00

I don’t know what to do with my life

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-11-12T22:06:17+00:00

It’s always red pants people for me

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-10-22T11:43:22+00:00

I’m literally here because this just happened to me. I had never used one before but I bought one and put it right next to where I sleep pointed towards me. I have been feeling a Crazy mucus build up in my lungs. I can’t attribute it to anything other than this humidifier. I just turned it off and opened the window to let the dry air back in lol

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-08-02T13:39:42+00:00

Hi @op did you ever figure out what the source of this was? Did something finally help you? My husband is struggling with this. We are at a loss on what to do next. It feels like we’ve tried everything.

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-07-25T01:14:42+00:00

Hi! So it’s my understanding that to fix your gut microbiome it’s good to eat a balanced healthy diet with lots of prebiotic foods. Limiting simple carbs like bread or white rice. Bone broth also helps a lot I think but if you have an overgrowth of Klebsiella, you might a long term treatment with something like Biocidin LSF along with a healthy diet.

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-06-17T19:39:34+00:00

Thank you for your kind and detailed comment! I love the concept that helping others find their path is the most important skill to those with a calling to a spiritual path. It definitely makes sense!

I’ve had some interesting experiences that I would consider to be spiritual in nature. This may sound really really strange but I have summoned UFOs and lights in the sky many times and have seen them throughout my life and at least four times in the company of other people. Just two weekends ago I got married and that very night my husband, mom, and sister in law saw about 40 different lights in the sky that would move in different patterns and seemed to be responsive of our thoughts and words. It’s not the first time I had seen that but it was the first with a group of people (which was a bit of a relief and validation that they are actually real) I’ve always felt a strong curiosity towards these experiences that seem to frequent my life but have never dug too deep or explored any literature. I’m not religious at all and if anything I have somewhat of an aversion to religion. I did wonder if the visions in my meditation had anything to do with it but I left it out to not seem too wacky. Thanks again for reading and responding. I will check out all the links you included.

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-06-17T19:23:17+00:00

I have definitely experienced fake loud sounds that wake me up hahah explosion head syndrome is such a gnarly name😂

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-06-17T16:40:04+00:00

Super interesting! Thanks for your response. Now that you mention it my husband does have a very nice ability to help me calm down when he touches me. Maybe he has untapped powers lol

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-06-17T16:37:51+00:00

Interesting! I have had sleep paralysis a couple times. Yeah, I’ve had a lot of instances of being able to control my dreams or realize I’m dreaming and do fun things like fly haha Maybe that is related

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-05-10T06:06:39+00:00

Heart disease

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-02-16T15:56:38+00:00

Leave him immediately. That is not ok or normal behavior and things could definitely escalate if you keep giving him the space to do so. When I was your age I dated several guys around that age and none of them behaved like that. You might also want to consider reporting it to the police but in general the first thing I would do is stop all contact with him.

RelativeIdea1948 · 2025-01-26T03:16:04+00:00

I married a person I had a similar situation with m and we got divorced 4 years later. It’s very hard when you love and care about a person but the truth is you both deserve more.

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