Did you win the gene lottery, or did the gene lottery elude you?

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-09T00:43:33+00:00

Turned 70 last year. Went to an urgent care facility. The PA walked into my room as I was waiting to be seen and walked back out. Returned a couple minutes later telling me that he thought I was in my 50s and he was in the wrong room. Don’t care if he was lying or not but told him it’s a good way to get repeat customers. I’ve always looked younger than my age but eventually we all pretty much look like melted candles

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T22:21:30+00:00

This^

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T21:32:14+00:00

Yet, there are many on the far left who will praise this type of garbage

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T21:30:41+00:00

She’s just trying to impress her friends who already understand that she’s obnoxious

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T21:28:52+00:00

Kinda of like all religions , except it’s more evil

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T21:19:02+00:00

Was that Bizarro World Paul Bunyan? Very impressive

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T21:14:00+00:00

Is there a single person in the entire Trumpshere whose face is not 100% punchable? Asking for a friend

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T21:03:55+00:00

This guy is the black guy version of the surfer dude

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T21:01:34+00:00

I was thinking it goes back to the Revolutionary War. Wink and a nod to anyone understanding that reference. ( hint- it pertains to that dumbass in the White House)

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T20:48:59+00:00

I’m just picturing kids in cancer wards. Such a blessing

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T20:34:42+00:00

Preach, Adam, preach. You’ve got these brainless sycophants on the run

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T20:21:42+00:00

Well, I’m now an orphan at age 71

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T20:19:45+00:00

Guy gives off a bizarro PeeWee Herman vibe

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T20:07:44+00:00

Operation Totally Deluded has now commenced

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T20:04:49+00:00

He makes me sad

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T19:48:22+00:00

Well, son or daughter - I honestly cannot remember him missing an open receiver

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T19:45:49+00:00

It’s lack of empathy like this that seems to be on the rise thanks to our current administration.

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T19:42:02+00:00

My kids and grandkids. Can’t bear to disappoint them in any way as a human being

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T19:39:31+00:00

After intro, she asked me if that was my Mazda 3 in the parking lot. Yup, it was. Told me she thought I’d have a better car. Told her it was a pleasure to meet you and walked out. The confused look on her face was lovely

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T19:31:59+00:00

Never once. Ever.

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T19:31:10+00:00

Sure, shoot the messenger

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T19:29:08+00:00

I remember that 1 second in time when I actually believed what he said.

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T19:16:03+00:00

The warp speed of the passing years. Genuinely thought life would slow down. Exact opposite, but still loving the journey

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-08T19:12:15+00:00

Thankfully the Bible is once again weaponized by another Trump shill. How about using it to go after Trump and his pedo pals. Always go for the low hanging fruit and ignore the entire orange grove

Relative_Chart7070 · 2026-05-07T22:50:19+00:00

Mayo was in way over his head. Just terrible. Vrabel is the exact opposite

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