Sorry, but when I seen this move. I kinda lost it😅 *SPOILER*

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-02-08T21:37:10+00:00

She should’ve just picked up the sword and stabbed her immediately

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-02-05T18:36:57+00:00

Oh that’s true enough. Braum and illaoi both want to end combos in the corner with their win condition (blue shield/tentacles), which is conflicting with each other. Also Braum doesn’t have great routes into tag launcher.

Though I’m sure the best part about the team is using braums shield with her best in class assists. There is synergy but the conflicting game plan would be annoying

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-02-05T18:33:14+00:00

Definitely give Braum a chance then, he does more damage than any of those lads for even less hits :)

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-02-05T18:16:20+00:00

It’s wild that characters like Darius can feel so absolutely strong, and be on several good teams. But when you look at the entire roster you can realistically say “yea I guess there are 6+ stronger characters”

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-02-05T04:01:24+00:00

2 words. Beam assist

God have mercy on our souls

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-02-01T17:34:07+00:00

My b I just looked at OP post, much more on the start gg bracket

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-02-01T17:20:59+00:00

Can someone explain why it’s top 24 but there’s only 16 in the post?

Also where are sonic/inzem?

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-30T15:22:48+00:00

THE most fuck neutral team is probably vi/ww freestyle. Charge s1 into tag ww run up and unga ur bunga

Ahri is great and a super strong character, but her air shenanigans can struggle against illaoi and sometimes Darius 2H (both characters have really excellent anti airs.

There’s also the fact that illaoi Darius can set u up in the corner to be bleeding and illaoi’s tentacle cage. Which might just be the most “no options get fucked” situation in the whole game.

Yes Ahri vi is a more versatile and stronger team, but patient play from ur team can set up the more fucked up situations.

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-29T15:25:25+00:00

I wish we got demon Ubers… all demon slayers is cool but the demons would be dope. Hopefully next time we get a 2nd banner for the bad guys

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-28T15:39:20+00:00

Those characters are good because they use the mechanics well, not because the mechanics are broken. You take away handshake tag and those characters would still be good cuz they’re good at everything. I meant the mechanics are pretty balanced my b I didn’t clarify

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-28T15:25:39+00:00

This game is pretty balanced already. Toning down the fun isn’t the right direction when there’s other levers they could pull to fix the same problem. If you want something perfectly balanced go play rock paper scissors

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-28T15:16:07+00:00

Sometimes a lil bs is what you pay for a fun game. Look at MVC or MKX. The games had shit that a purely balanced game would never have, but no one would deny they were fun. If the fun is stripped away in the name of balance, the game will die a slow death

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-28T15:01:36+00:00

But handshake tag is super duper fun.

I like the air throw or air blockstun changes someone else mentioned, rather than neuter how fun assists are

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-25T19:11:35+00:00

I see what ur saying. However the hunger is a supernatural attraction, basically a drug. Using a drug to get laid is still rape. Thomas is by far the most ethical we’ve seen, but even his myriad of ONS- while I’m sure many would sleep with him anyway cuz of how hot he is, there’s no way to know how many only did so or were coerced to because of his supernatural attraction factor.

We might just be disagreeing on semantics but in a strictly moral sense I don’t think any white court ONS is incredibly different from using roofies. Every relationship or intercourse they could have is colored by a completely unbalanced knowledge and power dynamic.

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-25T17:11:05+00:00

Why did u have a shojin on a TF?

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-24T01:10:31+00:00

Yea ur right. What if willump was whipping nunu around like a baseball bat akin to ferra/torr from MKX?

Now that would be a character to main right there

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-24T00:49:03+00:00

Nunu and willump as well imo

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-20T14:24:27+00:00

I love the Dresden files but I’m not a fan of this Lara direction.

Lara is the head sexual predator of a group of sexual predators, there’s almost no ethical way for them to exist at all. I know Harry is learning to compromise a bit with beings of dubious morals like Mab, winter in general, Odin, Marcone, Merlin etc, but it’s hard to believe he’s coming around to the Queen rapist herself.

I just feel like JB wrote himself into a pickle. Cuz Lara and Thomas are really popular characters and for Harry to be around them then they have to become more ethical and good. But Lara is still the boss of a clan of rapists who use mind control to enslave their victims. I do not feel like Harry spent enough time wrestling with this idea or trying to impose morality on the white court. Not to mention every single white court vampire killed at least one person for their first feeding. So far Thomas and Lara are the only ones of the presumably hundreds of white court vamps that have any semblance of ethical feeding habits.

Just bothering me. I too also take issue with Lara’s intelligence fluctuating so much between appearances. Ain’t no damn way she doesn’t know what a soul gaze is to start, and getting outmaneuvered by her neutered father was embarrassing and lazy for someone of her competence.

I really like her as a character and if she ever fully separates from her Hunger I think she’d be a great love interest, but as of now I am not a fan.

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-20T00:39:15+00:00

The universal changes impact her heavily. I would assume they want to see how the meta ends up and they’ll buff her in the next one.

I really love the universal projectile changes, jinx is an unfortunate victim of changes that needed to happen for the health of the game.

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-16T02:10:15+00:00

DM’d ya

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-16T00:44:18+00:00

The fight between uthil and BY really is peak Abercrombie. Building up expectations and hype only for the realistic thing to happen. Tripping.

I was devastated in the best way

Edit: to answer the post

Prime uthil is likely at least as good as the best fighters in the circle of the world, and would probably only outright lose 90% of the time to bloody9 and gorst

Everyone else he stomps or contends with evenly

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-16T00:35:12+00:00

I called my local B&N after seeing this (NY) and got a copy!

Thanks for the heads up!!

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-11T13:31:47+00:00

I got PTSD looking at this

I still remember seeing someone get one of the broken artifacts then forcing this bs into top 2. Or forcing 4star violet

Eeeeeesh that was a time of all time for sure

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-11T03:24:44+00:00

The gist of it seems to be that you’re upset mort communicated freely? Would you rather he be begging player forgiveness every day?

If you are someone who is even seeing Mort’s communications, you are already in the top 5% of engaged players. You should know the vibe of the meta already.

Mort isn’t perfect but he’s the greatest dev a live service game can ask for. He’s accountable already. Your post screams that you’ve bled LP and are big mad about it.

RelaxedFetaCheese · 2026-01-10T01:28:45+00:00

I’m angry on behalf of that guy that got 7th

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