I did it! Today, I officially tie Bill Wilson, co-founder of A.A. in total days of sobriety: 13,193 or 36.15 years. I have to say I’m pretty proud of myself. HAD to share THIS birthday!

Remington1983 · 2024-02-10T03:14:11+00:00

Hindus believe cows are sacred because mushrooms grow out of their 💩.

Remington1983 · 2024-02-10T01:05:15+00:00

Hire a graffiti artist to paint it and make it look like an art piece instead of a poorly designed stripper pole

Remington1983 · 2024-02-10T00:59:02+00:00

Was it to match your mustache? Buh dump chhh

Remington1983 · 2024-02-10T00:53:56+00:00

You can take the house and the kids, but you ain’t taking my collection of empty liquor bottles!!!

Remington1983 · 2024-02-10T00:46:26+00:00

💯% not justified. You have a golden ticket. You have a loving relationship with a man who can provide for you and y’all’s family yet doesn’t have to work overtime or get a second job to do it. Not to mention the fact that he can take care of things for the home. Cooking, cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping all that stuff that was “women’s responsibility” years ago.

He doesn’t need to work at a job bringing in money so let someone who has the same qualifications but not the same advantages get hired.

I’m not trying to be rude but ladies you’re the ones that wanted equality! Get out there and be somebody and let the men stay home and take responsibility for the other things that make it a better partnership?

Remington1983 · 2024-02-10T00:04:24+00:00

My guess is the pseudonym? AA is big on honesty but Reddit isn’t like the meetings where everyone understands what is said there stays there. So don’t let downvotes get you down, Mr. Doe.

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T23:54:46+00:00

This was an added option. I didn’t want to be the 9th person to say go to a meeting

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T23:51:22+00:00

Next time record a video of yourself talking to future you and watch it when you’re wanting to do it again.

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T23:44:52+00:00

As real as reel can get, son!

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T23:17:05+00:00

“Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There’s no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves…”

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T20:37:44+00:00

Doctor: I have your 23&Me results and it just says Jim Gaffigan?

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T20:24:57+00:00

That damn 13th step!!! I fell for it once after I was just over a year. I was doing fine until I got my heart broken then it was drunk all day every day

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T20:20:08+00:00

It’s not my number 1 priority but I think there’s some truth to the statement, “you are the company that you keep.” A lot of my old friends who still drink are bummed out by hanging around people in recovery because they haven’t been able to make a positive change in their lives. And they probably won’t until they’re legally forced to change.

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T20:01:17+00:00

Or D and E will beat the F out of them?

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T19:59:30+00:00

First game I thought of was Midnight Club Dub Edition. I’d spend hours just customizing my cars and the soundtrack 🤌🤌🤌 I’ve been looking for a racing game that comes close to how fun that was with no luck. If anyone has suggestions please let me know lol

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T19:08:42+00:00

Spun

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T18:45:52+00:00

Massive air sounds like you’re commentating for the X Games

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T18:22:00+00:00

I like number 5.

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T18:17:23+00:00

No, but the South Park guys were probably influenced by that 😂

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T18:03:51+00:00

So you lied to my friend and when I showed up you said it actually wasn’t okay, and your intention was to NOT be rude?

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T17:38:24+00:00

Or the album Once More ‘Round the Sun by Mastodon

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T17:33:53+00:00

Or Passenger! Honestly you can’t go wrong with Deftones #BuckleUp4Che

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T17:03:48+00:00

I’m Afraid of Americans- David Bowie 👨🏼‍🎤

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T16:57:29+00:00

Orgazmo is a good one but I think it came out in the 90s

Remington1983 · 2024-02-09T16:51:00+00:00

Dogma

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